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So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 5:07:53 PM   
katie978


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My dad: Hey, I found this receipt for Anal Beads!!! Yours or the boyfriends???
Me: ....
My dad:  {or does it matter?}
Me: ?
My dad: SURPRISE??
My dad: He's gotta pick up after himself!!
My dad: It'll prevent many of us from blushing!!
My dad: There's a store nearby that's better than mail order!!
Me: [blocks my dad]



Not my best moment. Anyone else had an embarrassing experience similar to mine? Any advice on good excuses?


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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 5:14:36 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		LMAO... ok, sorry, katie..but that's hilarious!! 

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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 5:22:17 PM   
angelslave77


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Status: offline 		hahaha omg thats funny, sorry embarassing i know but still

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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 5:28:19 PM   
newone11


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Status: offline 		I think you're the winner Katie...and I'm glad it's not me having to explain it!

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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 5:31:23 PM   
hopelessfool


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Status: offline 		My mom bought me my first vibrators Nothing really embarasses me. So You found a dildo, Did you use it, if you did... did you clean it? So you found my butt plug, flogger, wax... Your point?


But katie, simply say Dad, I bought them for you or for mom (depending)...

Totally takes the embarassment off you and on them.


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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 5:33:51 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		That's worse that when my nephew found some anal beads his parents had and thought they were a cat toy. Tied them to a knob on an end table.

His parents were quite embarassed that they did not find them before they became a topic of conversation at a family gathering at their house.

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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 5:35:30 PM   
mztresn0w


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Status: offline 		LOL, That was funny. My mother wanted something that was in my closet. I told her to just go get it. I had forgotten about hanging all my floggers and such things up on the back wall in my closet. My mother went into my bedroom and into my closet after a few minutes I heard her call out to my dad to come in to where she was at. I walked into my bedroom with my parents standing in my closet wanting to know what all those things were . LOL, after I stopped blushing I started to explain what I did with them. It was even funnier when my dad said he wanted to borrow a few things from time to time. Now my parents tease me about things I keep in my closet.

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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 5:36:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		I had a mental moment and left a vibrator and some condoms lying on the coffee table after an escapade with a CM friend about a year ago.  Boy, was my face red when dad came home, told me I needed to clean the living room, and there they were in all their shining glory...

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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 5:38:08 PM   
outlier


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Status: offline 		katie,

To give your father the benefit of the doubt here.

The second and third messages about "picking up
after himself" and "preventing us from blushing" could
be construed as a father trying to protect his daughter's
privacy.

Your partner should be more careful of private things
and not leave them laying around to be discovered.
And that seems to be what your father is trying to promote.

However if your father had to go digging to find the
receipt than it is an all together different situation.

At least he has a sense of humor.

Outlier


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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 5:42:16 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: katie978


Not my best moment. Anyone else had an embarrassing experience similar to mine? Any advice on good excuses?



Yea. My father telling me he saw my profile on an adult website he was perusing out of curiosity. He said he couldnt remember the name of the site. Of course he told mom. He cant keep a secret. I  said, "yes, I'm a grown woman. He recently asked me if I was having sex with my previous boyfriend. I said,"Dad, I'm 46.

I did tease my parents about the Ky I found at their summer place.

< Message edited by lusciouslips19 -- 8/6/2008 5:43:12 PM >

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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 5:45:49 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		I was staying at my mom's one time, and as I was taking a shower I reached for the shampoo, with my eyes closed... only to grab her dildo (it was white, so I hadnt noticed it when I got in the shower...)

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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 5:48:53 PM   
YourhandMyAss


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Status: offline 		I leave my floggers on display above my bed, and in the past my dad's had to come into my room to help me find my glasses which had dropped off the stand in the middle of the night, or something I can't find alone and I am sure he's seen a dildo or two laying about, he however doesn't mention he saw it just continues helping me look for my lost item.

Nothing like that embarrases me. I've watched porn in the livingroom with my mom before, and we've even made fun of how lame the porno was together.

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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 5:50:11 PM   
christine1


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Status: offline 		this is making me laugh!  i don't live near my parents so they dont' have a clue at to my kinks thank God.  they have a hard time accepting the fact i drink coffee, dildoes and anal beads just wouldn't meld with their minds rofl.

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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 6:08:30 PM   
katie978


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Status: offline 		  He meant it in all teasing. It was just pretty embarrassing. To be honest, my first thought after complete mortification was being thankful it was something vanilla...this weekend, my Dom also bought me a wireless vibe and a collar (yay!). A collar might have been slightly more difficult to explain.

I did take your advice, HopelessFool....let me relay our next exchange.

Me: lol. They're a present for you, dad. Happy Father's Day!
Me:: (needed a few hours to formulate an appropriate response.)
My Dad: That is the correct answer!! Remember your daddy loves you!!  Always.. Be good!!





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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 6:15:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		Katie, I laughed so hard I scared the cat.

I'm having work done in my house, and am of course careful to keep the sex toys discreetly put away - like in the bedroom closet, and under the bathroom sink. Discreet went out the window when the bedroom closet doors were removed, and there was a dildo waving at everyone. Then of course, I am showing the contractor the drywall problem under the sink - and hello - there's my purple dildo.

We are both pretending that it did not happen.


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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 6:34:43 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		*tacklesmoooches the gorgeous Lauren*  hi, sexy! how ya doin?

can you look each other in the eye? LOL

Katie,.. your dad sounds like a hoot :)


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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 6:36:38 PM   
lusciouslips19


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Status: offline 		Well my son saw and asked what my hitachi was (he's 9&1/2). I told him it was a massager.
WELL, after all thats what it shows in the picture yanno

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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 6:46:18 PM   
lovingpet


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Status: offline 		First of all Hehe!!!

Second of all, ohhhh yes!  Many such moments and as for excuses, thank goodness for health issues is all I have to say.  giggles

The first my grandmother found my anal beads.  They were a neck massager.  Then my son discovered that he could tickle his brother with my vibrator, I figure age and enlightenment will punish them adequately for that one as well as the one where they discovered the joys of attempting to suck each others' eyes out with my pussy pump (sighs... I told them to stay out of that bag... forbidden fruit syndrome what can I say?).  Then the most recent was when my grandmother decided to remake my bed with clean sheets while I was on vacation only to discover the mass of my under mattress restraint system.  I found it in a pile on the floor when I got back.  She didn't ask and I didn't say.  Thinking maybe I need a lock on my bedroom door......

Giggles,
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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 7:05:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		Katie, I reckon I'd be asking your Dad for the name of the better store LOL! He sounds really cool. Tell him that! You are blessed to have him.

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RE: So, I found this receipt - 8/6/2008 7:22:03 PM   
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First, "There is nothing new under the sun" Much as my adult children don't want to know that their mother knows about sex, and even *kinky* sex, I actually learned about it long before they did.

Second, Don't any of you know about LOCKS for bags and things? All of my toys and books are in bags and/or locked away. I just hope that when I die my kids are the ones going through my stuff and not my parents or siblings. Well, I have one brother who might enjoy some of my stuff but the others would have a heart attack or something if they knew.

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