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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 9:27:34 AM

MistressPav

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While every man has one, it takes a special type of man to cause a woman to keep cumming back just for another taste
of that cock.

Let me admit now that I, too, have been a victim of wanton lust for "The Cock".
I have put up with a lot of shit in the past for a certain "cock". Yes that particular cock kept me around
for a while, despite my better judgement.

....and I thought Italians were the best lovers......that held true until I met my Dom who is Latino. The Latin Lover
beats the Italian Stallion every time.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 9:37:26 AM

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You mean it's not all about "The Cock"??? Damn, where's that sub handbook?

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 9:55:04 AM

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I've had the line in my profile about cock sucking fantasies since I was 19. I always like to say "My strap on is bigger than your cock"

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 10:00:17 AM

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Maybe we should rate "the cocks" like they do in employee evaluations. Say it "Meets expectations", "Exceeds expectations" or, oh dear, "Needs improvement"?

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 10:10:13 AM

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

Maybe we should rate "the cocks" like they do in employee evaluations. Say it "Meets expectations", "Exceeds expectations" or, oh dear, "Needs improvement"?

Well as I'm sure most men think that theirs "exceeds expectations" I think that particular rating system would likely go over about as well as a turn in a punchbowl.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 10:12:14 AM

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He performed adequately as a cock.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 10:12:45 AM

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Also......... cocks should never be refereed to as, "cute". Nobody wants a cute cock.........Nobody.

Jeff

Geez, they have referees for cocks now? Do they call fouls, award free throws, enforce penalties, and measure to see if you have enough for a first down?

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 10:14:57 AM

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Or, more realistically.

Ron is a very intelligent individual; however, he makes no great effort to apply himself and lacks concentration for the task at hand. He bores easily.

(typical report card).

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 10:16:19 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

Maybe we should rate "the cocks" like they do in employee evaluations. Say it "Meets expectations", "Exceeds expectations" or, oh dear, "Needs improvement"?

***snickers and tries to hide it......but soon...
BURSTS OUT INTO LAUGHTER!!!***
>.<

Bless their little "self-conscious" hearts.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 10:21:54 AM

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I fail to understand why Jeff doesn't like the word "cute"... when he keeps putting the spongebob outfit on the little guy.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 10:22:44 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: NumberSix

Or, more realistically.

Ron is a very intelligent individual; however, he makes no great effort to apply himself and lacks concentration for the task at hand. He bores easily.

(typical report card).

you forgot....." doesn't work to his ability"
EveryteacherIeverhad

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 10:24:33 AM

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Ja, I forgot that part; I wasn't really paying attention.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 10:26:33 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

Maybe we should rate "the cocks" like they do in employee evaluations. Say it "Meets expectations", "Exceeds expectations" or, oh dear, "Needs improvement"?

Well as I'm sure most men think that theirs "exceeds expectations" I think that particular rating system would likely go over about as well as a turn in a punchbowl.

I'm not sure where you're obtaining your information that makes you confident to conclude "I'm sure most men think ..." about anything. I'm pretty sure most men don't spend much time checking out other men closely enough to have any idea of how their cocks compare to each other. Unless they're clearly really large or really small, I think most guys just figure they're in the ballpark, and leave it at that.

You don't catch guys staring in the locker room, or walking up to each other to compare side-by-side. I can see it now: "Gee, Chuck, yours is about 20% longer than mine right now. Are you completely flacid, or just mostly? I just came from the pool, so this is about as small as mine gets. Can we check again in about 10 minutes? Maybe measure circumference also? Let's see if the size differential is the same when we're both erect, too."

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 10:29:35 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressPav

quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

Maybe we should rate "the cocks" like they do in employee evaluations. Say it "Meets expectations", "Exceeds expectations" or, oh dear, "Needs improvement"?

***snickers and tries to hide it......but soon...
BURSTS OUT INTO LAUGHTER!!!***
>.<

Bless their little "self-conscious" hearts.

The best road to success then is to lower expectations and end up looking like an overachiever.

< Message edited by hardbodysub -- 8/10/2008 10:30:21 AM >

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 10:35:35 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: hardbodysub

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

Maybe we should rate "the cocks" like they do in employee evaluations. Say it "Meets expectations", "Exceeds expectations" or, oh dear, "Needs improvement"?

Well as I'm sure most men think that theirs "exceeds expectations" I think that particular rating system would likely go over about as well as a turn in a punchbowl.

I'm not sure where you're obtaining your information that makes you confident to conclude "I'm sure most men think ..." about anything. I'm pretty sure most men don't spend much time checking out other men closely enough to have any idea of how their cocks compare to each other. Unless they're clearly really large or really small, I think most guys just figure they're in the ballpark, and leave it at that.

You don't catch guys staring in the locker room, or walking up to each other to compare side-by-side. I can see it now: "Gee, Chuck, yours is about 20% longer than mine right now. Are you completely flacid, or just mostly? I just came from the pool, so this is about as small as mine gets. Can we check again in about 10 minutes? Maybe measure circumference also? Let's see if the size differential is the same when we're both erect, too."

I used to put a wet towel on it (pretty warm water, of course) and do push-ups with it for the girl I was visiting at that particular moment.....to give her some giggles....

Not something I am likely to do with the guys standing around.

6

< Message edited by NumberSix -- 8/10/2008 10:37:47 AM >

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 11:13:33 AM

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I agree it is not the end all of be all.....

But there is something to said for the moments when you look and think....this can't be all there is.....grow damn it grow!

vee

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 11:19:43 AM

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ORIGINAL: swooshieone

I agree it is not the end all of be all.....

But there is something to said for the moments when you look and think....this can't be all there is.....grow damn it grow!

vee

Yes, there have been times once a chap's got his trousers off that I could swear I've heard Peggy Lee singing in the background, "Is that all there is?"

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 11:25:13 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Venatrix

quote:

ORIGINAL: swooshieone

I agree it is not the end all of be all.....

But there is something to said for the moments when you look and think....this can't be all there is.....grow damn it grow!

vee

Yes, there have been times once a chap's got his trousers off that I could swear I've heard Peggy Lee singing in the background, "Is that all there is?"

In that case Dear Lady I would suggest You are keping the wrong company

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 11:30:20 AM

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I have used the terms gorgeous and beautiful to describe particularly fine specimens before, and that seems to bring a smile out of my quary. I think one of the best unintended compiments was telling a new lover "before we meet again you need to get a box of Magnum condoms". I can be very cock focused - like having a new puppy. I have told more than one boy to be quiet while his cock and I had some quality time. But none of these things are the seeds from which a lasting relationship grows. Of my most long term relationships, only one was above average, and a couple rather miniscule.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 11:38:57 AM

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Try...... " lovely"........" thats a lovely cock you have there"

that might work

Jeff

how about "my what an adorable cock you have"????

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