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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 11:53:20 AM

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Nicely put.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 11:55:12 AM

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Hows about a look of pure unadulterated terror in your eyes (c'mon you girls can act)

And say;

"What? Do you club seals with that thing?'

That would be a girlish way to boost his ego, and he will do his best (e'en if it be not your good enough).

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 11:56:15 AM

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He performed adequately as a cock.

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Funny you should post that, I was about to......my ex and I, back in that little window where we liked each other, used to have that running joke...."Yes honey, you were adequate today...." lol

I wonder if "Plays well with others" is a good or bad thing, though....

"Runs with scissors".......ooooh.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 11:58:54 AM

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ORIGINAL: NumberSix

Hows about a look of pure unadulterated terror in your eyes (c'mon you girls can act)

And say;

"What? Do you club seals with that thing?'

That would be a girlish way to boost his ego, and he will do his best (e'en if it be not your good enough).

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"Yes, grasshopper, when you can snatch this out of my hand....."

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 12:03:51 PM

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"Yes, grasshopper, when you can snatch this out of my hand....."

Then you can club your own goddam seals. Look, women drop ten pound babies outta that thing every day of the week. Unless you shaft the thing straight to them without let or hindrance or so much as a honey how was your day? (AND IN MOST CASES size wont matter as much as technique)..

They will survive, with at worst some minor discomfort. (most of us can only pray for abrasion....)

LOL, it's the idea of the thing (did everyone catch the fact that I said the idea of the thing?) for women, this has larger implications, you new doms, take this simple phrase to heart.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 12:30:42 PM

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There are some men that think that way, but they hopefully, eventually grow up and develop more to them than a "cock" personna. Immature men soon find that getting value demands more and they either try to develop more to meet that demand or they find women of the same caliber and live happily ever after in cock and pussyville.

OMG..LMFAO...this was awesome !!

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 12:34:02 PM

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Try...... " lovely"........" thats a lovely cock you have there"

that might work

Jeff

how about "my what an adorable cock you have"????

I don't think adorable works......... but thanks for noticing..:)

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 12:36:56 PM

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psssssssssst kallisto......it's really all about the "clit"!!

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You mean it's not all about "The Cock"??? Damn, where's that sub handbook?

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 12:41:03 PM

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The point you all are missing here and it is somewhat understandable, is my cock has always made ME happy..:)

and that is good enough, really

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 12:49:05 PM

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Well think of it like this: For some people, whether male or female, sex seems to be the focal point of a D/s relationship. But the truth is that it is not. As I shared with someone today, there so much more to BDSM than whips, chains or sex. If there is no substance to a person in terms of what they have to offer (besides their physical attraction, both inside and out), then chances are, the relationship will die. And as a Dom, if a prospective submissive/slave can't offer anything other than how big their boobs are, then as they say in Hollywood, "Next!" I hope this was insightful to you.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 1:20:00 PM

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I have used the terms gorgeous and beautiful to describe particularly fine specimens before, and that seems to bring a smile out of my quary. I think one of the best unintended compiments was telling a new lover "before we meet again you need to get a box of Magnum condoms". I can be very cock focused - like having a new puppy. I have told more than one boy to be quiet while his cock and I had some quality time. But none of these things are the seeds from which a lasting relationship grows. Of my most long term relationships, only one was above average, and a couple rather miniscule.

I was once pleasantly surprised by a woman telling me that mine was beautiful. She said it was beautiful because it was nicely symmetrical and free of deformities. The others she had seen were all crooked or ill-shaped, had odd-looking bumps, marks, or discoloration. My first thought was wondering where the other guys came from - leper colony, perhaps? My second thought was, hmmm...., maybe there's something to what she said. I mean, I'm sure she has more experience than I do, at least from a close up point of view. I don't spend much time looking at other guys' cocks very closely, so i really don't know what the "norm" is.

All i care about personally is that it's functional and that it's good enough for her.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 1:32:35 PM

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I have used the terms gorgeous and beautiful to describe particularly fine specimens before, and that seems to bring a smile out of my quary. I think one of the best unintended compiments was telling a new lover "before we meet again you need to get a box of Magnum condoms". I can be very cock focused - like having a new puppy. I have told more than one boy to be quiet while his cock and I had some quality time. But none of these things are the seeds from which a lasting relationship grows. Of my most long term relationships, only one was above average, and a couple rather miniscule.

I was once pleasantly surprised by a woman telling me that mine was beautiful. She said it was beautiful because it was nicely symmetrical and free of deformities. The others she had seen were all crooked or ill-shaped, had odd-looking bumps, marks, or discoloration. My first thought was wondering where the other guys came from - leper colony, perhaps? My second thought was, hmmm...., maybe there's something to what she said. I mean, I'm sure she has more experience than I do, at least from a close up point of view. I don't spend much time looking at other guys' cocks very closely, so i really don't know what the "norm" is.

All i care about personally is that it's functional and that it's good enough for her.

I really think we need photos. Obviously, we have only your word on this. I'm sure you can rely on the ladies of CM to give you an unbiased opinion.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 1:36:16 PM

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I really think we need photos. Obviously, we have only your word on this. I'm sure you can rely on the ladies of CM to give you an unbiased opinion.

You are just feeding the stereotype..... you know that............ right?..:)

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 1:52:00 PM

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Well, feeding the daguerrotype at any rate.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 1:54:09 PM

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I really think we need photos. Obviously, we have only your word on this. I'm sure you can rely on the ladies of CM to give you an unbiased opinion.
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What, me lie? I guess there's always a skeptic in the crowd. You leave me no choice.
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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 1:55:14 PM

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But if you look at the post and cross your eyes.........

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 1:55:43 PM

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<snip> a woman telling me that mine was beautiful. <snip>

Once; I flipped that monster out and the girl that was tied on the bed said,

"My God, it's full of stars!!!!!!"

They made a little flicker about it, once.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 1:59:03 PM

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What are you doing Hal?

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 2:01:01 PM

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I really think we need photos. Obviously, we have only your word on this. I'm sure you can rely on the ladies of CM to give you an unbiased opinion.

What, me lie? I guess there's always a skeptic in the crowd. You leave me no choice.
http://static.promopeddler.com/prodpics/bigprodimgs/4700000/4701330.jpg

Just as I thought: another case of exaggeration. Though I'm now thinking of CBT involving a pencil sharpener . . .

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 2:03:14 PM

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I am trying to find a female that will, of her own free will, open her pod bay doors for me, Dave.

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