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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 7:03:20 PM

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I thought everyone knew that cum was low in calories.

A lie, propagated by the porn industry. A lie, I tell you!

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 7:05:57 PM

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Personally, I think the world would be filled with more blow jobs, if it was really chocolate.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 7:07:03 PM

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I'd definitely be sucking 24/7 if Dom Perignon splurted out of those things

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 7:24:15 PM

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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd *chuckles* I did actualy have a lover that I was rolling around in a field with ( SCA War event) and we were by the Equestrian Field.

I am going to pretend you were with my brother - I think getting laid is a major reason he stays in the SCA. He really needs a girlfriend.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 8:04:53 PM

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Well, in all honesty, I have to admit I've lingered in a few nondescript relationships because the sex was -- ahem -- yanno. Occassionally, it is about the cock...but not for very long.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 10:11:40 PM

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I think sometimes they pick up on their own propaganda and mistake it for intelligence. Kind of like the CIA.

ROFL!

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 10:16:48 PM

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True story.......

I'm sitting at a Mexican restaurant, with another Domme who is a friend of Mine last evening. The waiter notices that My glass is empty. He politely says, "Excuse me, Ma'am. May I get you another diet cock?"

Diet Cock is how I stay in such fine physical shape.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 11:11:19 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact I thought everyone knew that cum was low in calories.

Gasp! Those bastards! Thry told me it was a treat! I feel so used. :)

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/10/2008 11:20:58 PM

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This reminds me of a quote by Dan Jenkins, " no matter how good looking a woman is, somewhere the is somebody, who is tired of her". I don't think too many woman are in it for the cock. I mean, sooner or later, ya gotta talk.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/11/2008 3:35:22 AM

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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erin, i love you!

Reminds me of something i once said to a guy who went riding with a group of us one day;

Mr.Manly motorcrosser " If you rode this big dick, you'd be so satisfied, you'd never waste time out here riding with the boys again. You'd be sitting home waiting for me to bring the meat home to you like a good girl"

ME, " Jackass, i can go buy a dick bigger than yours, i'll always know exactly where it's at and who it's been with, when i get tired of it i can buy a different one, and unlike yours mine won't be permanently attached to an asshole!"

Like you, i am extremely fond of a particular cock. But like the one you are fond of it comes attached to a whole lot of man. There must be way more to a guy than just his dick.

Like the little girls mommy answered her in that old joke "Do not worry about your little playmate having a penis and you not having one. With what you've got you can get all of those you want"

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/11/2008 8:03:40 AM

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Boys are taught by their mother's... why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.
I taught my girls... it's not worth buying a whole pig just for a little sausage.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/11/2008 8:54:37 PM

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I agree it is not the end all of be all.....

But there is something to said for the moments when you look and think....this can't be all there is.....grow damn it grow!

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Yes, there have been times once a chap's got his trousers off that I could swear I've heard Peggy Lee singing in the background, "Is that all there is?"

In that case Dear Lady I would suggest You are keping the wrong company

So mike--- care to tell us what the background song would be when you drop trousers? I'm sure yours is a "cute" thing; but undoubtedly in macho fashion, you are going to say it is huge and angry and a dangerous weapon, and even glorious!

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/11/2008 8:57:55 PM

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Yes, there have been times once a chap's got his trousers off that I could swear I've heard Peggy Lee singing in the background, "Is that all there is?"

In that case Dear Lady I would suggest You are keping the wrong company

So mike--- care to tell us what the background song would be when you drop trousers? I'm sure yours is a "cute" thing; but undoubtedly in macho fashion, you are going to say it is huge and angry and a dangerous weapon, and even glorious!

Maybe his song would be "Greased Lightning"?

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/11/2008 10:25:26 PM

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I noticed this in another post and it made me think of how many times I have heard men say similiar things in my life. It would seem that some men think it's all about "The cock". Like it is the driving force behind all women's desire to find, be in or stay in a relationship with a man. Like we all want to get and keep "The cock" and we will go to any lengths necessary to do so. As though it doesn't matter to us what "the cock" might be attached to. "She'll go along with it because she wants 'the cock'....or she won't leave because she doesn't want to lose 'the cock'."

I don't want to bruise any egos or anything....but do they not realize that ALL men have "the cock" and it really doesn't require much effort at all to find a man who is more than willing to share "the cock" with us??? Sure, some cocks are nicer than others but....it's not like there is a shortage.

Maybe they think that way because many of them seem to be on a constant quest to get "the pussy"?

Seriously guys...unless there is a lot of other good quality stuff attached to "the cock"...it just isn't THE thing that gets us and keeps us there. Don't get me wrong...I enjoy cock just as much as the next woman...but a cock that is attached to a guy who thinks that "IT" is the be all, end all that will make all women bow and drool at his feet...isn't really all that appealing beyond a few adventurous rolls in the hay. And even worse if the man attached to "the cock" is so hung up on it that he is under the impression that it's so grand that all he really has to do to be a good lay is be there, cock ready, Johnny on the spot.

oh your just saying that because you got hold of some cock!!!!

but seriously... the cock hangs from me.. I am not hanging from my cock....

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/11/2008 11:37:13 PM

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I thought a thread on cock might turn out to be long.....one lives in hope.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/11/2008 11:54:57 PM

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Hmmmm, bubba wisdom...

If ya girlies is gonna call mu cock "cute" er " 'dorable" ya better be tawlkin bout that bird in the yard humpin all da hens.

This whole thread needs theme music... the Limey Birds rendition of "Has anyone seen my cock" would be appropriate.

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/12/2008 1:11:14 AM

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This whole thread needs theme music... the Limey Birds rendition of "Has anyone seen my cock" would be appropriate.

I must admit to laughing aloud long and often whilst reading this entire thread. I agree to theme music, MercTech. I "grok" the need. Thanks for sending me on the quest for what i feel may well be the perfect music, complete with amusing video.And please let me offer a disclaimer in advance to all those who may revile me for my efforts. Sometimes, these things must be explored. Much like The Cock itself.
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RE: "The" cock! - 8/12/2008 6:42:47 AM

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Yes, there have been times once a chap's got his trousers off that I could swear I've heard Peggy Lee singing in the background, "Is that all there is?"

In that case Dear Lady I would suggest You are keping the wrong company

So mike--- care to tell us what the background song would be when you drop trousers? I'm sure yours is a "cute" thing; but undoubtedly in macho fashion, you are going to say it is huge and angry and a dangerous weapon, and even glorious!

Maybe his song would be "Greased Lightning"?

roflmao! Great! Now I've spent the last 5 minutes cleaning the sploted coffee off my monitor & keyboard!

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/12/2008 8:51:02 AM

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I was thinking more along the lines of "The Battle Hymm of the Republic"...yanno it starts out with that great(and appropriate)line "Mine eyes have seen the glory"...sort of sets the mood yanno

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RE: "The" cock! - 8/12/2008 8:55:15 AM

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ok-- biting my fingertips off here to keep silent right now~~~

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