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ResidentSadist -> RE: How Do You Wish to Die -- Illnesses Only (8/13/2008 3:50:58 PM)

I am going to die from severe retinopathy and complications of acromegaly which causes premature death.

I think I got it from reading your threads, they have burned my eyes irreparably.  Also there was one person that use dto use big pink font and it must have been contagious.  Now the end is near for me because I have acromegaly and am growing almost as big as that font was. 

.. does this comply with OP’s request?




CalifChick -> RE: How Do You Wish to Die -- Illnesses Only (8/13/2008 4:02:53 PM)

Pssst!!! RS!!! It's the same person, different screen name.


Cali




VirginPotty -> RE: How Do You Wish to Die -- Illnesses Only (8/14/2008 6:02:32 AM)

Thanks for saying that, RS. Now I don't need to & I WON"T get into trouble! *nods*
(Wearing glasses caused by the same disease)[8|]




sirsholly -> RE: How Do You Wish to Die -- Illnesses Only (8/14/2008 6:08:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Thanks for saying that, RS. Now I don't need to & I WON"T get into trouble! *nods*
(Wearing glasses caused by the same disease)[8|]


disease my ass....
You wear glasses cause you're old.




VirginPotty -> RE: How Do You Wish to Die -- Illnesses Only (8/14/2008 6:12:36 AM)

RS, you gonna let her talk to you like dat?? [sm=dunno.gif]




tammystarm -> RE: How Do You Wish to Die -- Illnesses Only (8/14/2008 8:44:36 AM)

of course dieing on top of Him would be wonderful, dieing from laughing so hard cause i want to, dieing underneath a beautiful lady would be smashingly well too.   but alas im sure ill be eaten by a shark in poland.




candystripper -> RE: How Do You Wish to Die -- Illnesses Only (8/18/2008 2:09:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: everhope

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ORIGINAL: candystripper

Some of you are cheating  -- once again, ILLNESSES only.  Of course we all hope for the ~viola'~ style of dying...but c'mon..play fair.  No more cheap fixes like car crashes.
 
The epidemic post was intriguing.  So was the buried under a building, though it is not *quite* accurate to say one 'has already died' if one is still alive.  No one knows whether near-death experiences have any resemblance to the real deal.
 
As for me, the morphine haze doesn't sound too bad.  Again, assuming the lengthy decline is averted, spending my last moments higher than a kite holds some appeal.
 
Special kudos to stomped to death by an elephant while having sex, though it was cheating, since no illness is involved.
 
Carry on -- and please, find the humor in this.  Honestly, I wouldv'e expected kinksters to be more attracted to anything dark, including dark wit.
 
No one has chosen an exotic illness yet..lazy!
 
candystripper
 


fuck... that just felt like i got smacked across the knuckles with a ruler. brenda you bad, bad girl, a cheater and lazy too! 
pink one...you sure know how to win friends and influence people.
wanders off muttering...never again ...never again.  


ROFLMAO!
 
Gawd I know exactly what that smack feels like!
 
That phrase brought back priceless memories of a few especially snotty creative moments I have had, all in whoosh.
 
Thanks for the belly laugh...sure hope you were writing tongue-in-cheek, but if not *big hugs* I was being totally sarcastic in my 'cheating and lazy' post.  Sorry it didn't read that way to you. 
 
candystripper




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