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HypnoticDan -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/18/2008 3:11:24 PM)

if your sub's collar doubles as a wifi hot spot...
if you've ever tried to use ultra low frequency sound to induce an inexplicable feeling of euphoria...
if you've ever punished someone for an unchecked buffer overflow...




coupleowl -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/18/2008 5:51:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sunnyfey

Ok pulling an old thread here. lol and theres Miss KCherry above me....Hey girl...

If you have ever said:

"Sleeping with the VST has benefits"

"I'll Charisma + Performance you out of your shirt, then I'm gonna Dexterity + Athletics you until you have to Intelligence + Medicine." 
I seem to remember being the one who said this.




LadySilver0523 -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/19/2008 4:25:43 PM)

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thinkgeek.com
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ORIGINAL: KCherry

1 71-11/\/1< 1 /\/\1g1-17 133 4 /\/3r1>y 1<1/\//<573r!!!


Yeah.... whatever THAT means... [sm=confused.gif]




coupleowl -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/19/2008 7:45:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadySilver0523

quote:

thinkgeek.com
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ORIGINAL: KCherry

1 71-11/\/1< 1 /\/\1g1-17 133 4 /\/3r1>y 1<1/\//<573r!!!


Yeah.... whatever THAT means... [sm=confused.gif]



I Think I might be a nerdy kinkster!!!




mimkyodar -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/21/2008 1:20:11 AM)

Insert Wii joke here.




E2Sweet -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/21/2008 1:34:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

...If you have ever said "Just let me finish this quest" when your SO breaks out the floggers.. You ARE a Nerdy Kinkster.


I love that one! [:)]

If you group your BDSM toys into Greens, Epics, and Legendary, you may be a nerdy kinkster...
If you've dubbed your best flogger swing your Shadow Bolt, you may be a nerdy kinkster...
If you've ever tried to Eviscerate your sub during knife-play, you may be a nerdy kinkster...
If you keep track of your combo points during knife play, you may be a nerdy kinkster....
If you've ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with your Succubus, you may be a nerdy kinkster...




BlackPhx -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/21/2008 8:38:28 AM)

I would be worried that the Kinkster who tried to Eviscerate their sub during knife play was a psycho killer instead of a Nerdy kinster..we really don't have ressurection alters handy.

poenkitten




E2Sweet -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/21/2008 3:30:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

....we really don't have ressurection alters handy.


Indeed...or soulstones... [;)]




HypnoticDan -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/21/2008 3:51:06 PM)

If you were ever terrified by an email address, then remembered you WEREN'T playing Nethack....  well you're just straight up nerdy.

Succubi aren't that complicated.

Seriously, though: If you can get over the learning curve, Nethack is a far nerdier, deeper, and more challenging game than WoW.  Also... it's free.




BlackPhx -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/21/2008 5:33:25 PM)

AHA...You is da Kinky Nerdster that plays DDO.....!!!among other gamesIi am sure.

poenkitten also a nerd




KCherry -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/21/2008 7:43:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: coupleowl

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadySilver0523

quote:

thinkgeek.com
quote:

ORIGINAL: KCherry

1 71-11/\/1< 1 /\/\1g1-17 133 4 /\/3r1>y 1<1/\//<573r!!!


Yeah.... whatever THAT means... [sm=confused.gif]



I Think I might be a nerdy kinkster!!!



Thank you for translating that for the slightly less nerdy kinksters darling. You are still a +1/+1 huggle bunny.




Sindel -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/22/2008 5:40:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AtlantisKing111

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ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

If you have ever said "Just let me finish this quest" when your SO breaks out the floggers.. You ARE a Nerdy Kinkster.

poenkitten (not telling which she has done)


Onyxia was down to 10% hitpoints.  The Guild was counting on me!  What else could I do?


lol.  I love it.




Sindel -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/22/2008 5:41:21 PM)

Forgot to post...
Guilty!! totally...




Sindel -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/22/2008 5:44:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: E2Sweet

quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

...If you have ever said "Just let me finish this quest" when your SO breaks out the floggers.. You ARE a Nerdy Kinkster.


I love that one! [:)]

If you group your BDSM toys into Greens, Epics, and Legendary, you may be a nerdy kinkster...
If you've dubbed your best flogger swing your Shadow Bolt, you may be a nerdy kinkster...
If you've ever tried to Eviscerate your sub during knife-play, you may be a nerdy kinkster...
If you keep track of your combo points during knife play, you may be a nerdy kinkster....
If you've ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with your Succubus, you may be a nerdy kinkster...




That fits to a T *gasp




suitemindcrime -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/22/2008 6:25:42 PM)

[sm=doh.gif]

Guilty.




E2Sweet -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/22/2008 11:38:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sindel
That fits to a T *gasp


A couple more:

If you've organized your bdsm skills into "Talent Trees", you may be a nerdy kinkster...
If you've ever sent your sub off to retreive a "quest item", you may be a nerdy kinkster...




mimkyodar -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/22/2008 11:55:41 PM)

Question - why are these mostly D&D geeks?
I'm a geek - bit of a history nerd, but i don't get D&D even when its explained to me, and i think WoW is pure evil. And not the good kind of pure evil.




mimkyodar -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/22/2008 11:59:38 PM)

A bit of nerdy history and 80s humour.
As the eunuch said to Mussolini, i don't have one, and if i did I wouldn't show it to you.

*rimshot*




ElectraGlide -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/23/2008 12:04:21 AM)

If you keep your condoms in your shirt pocket plastic pencil and pen protector, you might just be a nerdy kinkster.




underHisWing -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/23/2008 12:11:47 AM)

If You preface every command to Your sub with "Sudo"... You just might be a nerdy kinkster.




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