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E2Sweet -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/23/2008 12:12:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mimkyodar Question - why are these mostly D&D geeks? ...and i think WoW is pure evil. And not the good kind of pure evil... Blasphemy! I should log onto my priest and smite thee!... [:D]

BlackPhx -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/23/2008 6:38:24 AM)
Smite..Smite..Smite..Smite as a really close friend of mine says..You can heal the patient of the disease..or heal the disease of the patient..all depends on circumstances poenkitten

BlackPhx -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/23/2008 7:16:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: underHisWing If You preface every command to Your sub with "Sudo"... You just might be a nerdy kinkster. Ok my wife/slave poenkitten is having too much fun with this so I guess I have to add a few...in the Linux vein. If you named your toy chest or rack "The Root Directory"...you might be a kinky nerdster. If your idea of irony is naming your wickedly studded paddle Ubuntu....you might be a kinky nerdster. If your idea of formal address from your slave or sub is "Administrator"....you might be a kinky nerdster. If you refer to the protocols you expect your slave to follow as an confg or ini file.... you might be a kinky nerdster. If your pet name for the playroom is the "usr directory" .....you might be a kinky nerdster. BlackPhx

HypnoticDan -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/23/2008 8:17:11 AM)
if you say "not canon" instead of "yellow"... if you think of topping from the bottom as a privilege escalation bug... if you've spent the morning setting your automatic away messages because you'll be hanging out at camp bdsm at burning man (raises hand)...

scifi1133 -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/24/2008 11:07:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sublivious Um, if you can understand what half of these nerdy kinkster jokes mean..... nerdy kinkster! Crap I was doing okay up till this one. Well okay no I wasn't. Nerdy kinkster here.

NovelApproach -> RE: nerdy kinkster (8/25/2008 5:02:39 PM)
If you've ever ordered your sub to finish the 50-60 grind for you... If you refer pegging your boy with a Bam as "backstabbing him with a ballista..." If you've ever said "yes you may lick my boots, but only after you finish priming my noise marines..." If your dice bag is full of d6's that have kinky directions instead of numbers on them... If you've ever agreed to play a game of strip 40k... If you've ever forced your sub to recite the "dead parrot sketch" while you flog him... You might be a nerdy kinkster. Edited to add a few from my Kitty: If you can't decide if Dungeons and Dragons refers to a role-playing game or a furry BDSM scene... If your idea of foreplay is taking turns telling the Aristocrats joke... If you've ever yelled "muda muda muda WRYYYYYYY!" while coming... If you're not really into A.B. or C.D. but you love E.F.G... If your scenes have ever involved a slinky... If you've ever played with a trans and said "I looked at the trap, Ray" to your dom... If you've ever stopped just short of your sub's orgasm to sing "Never Gonna Give You Up..." You might just be a kinky nerd.

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