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D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 7:18:14 AM   
candystripper


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Somebody stuck a cat in a microwave.
When they turned it on, the cat exploded and died.
 
Well, some people think maybe this happened, just not anywhere near them..
 
Nope. 
 
It's an urban legend.
 
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/microwavedpet.asp
 
I have found there are even urban legends about D/s. 
 
Here's a few I have heard, along with whether I entertain the notion that they might possibly be true.
 
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All Aussie & Kiwi Doms are major Hotties and smoke the sheets.
 
I think the odds can't be high that ALL of them are, but I put the odds at around 85% that the majority of them are.   

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All UK Doms are sadists.  A fair number are extreme sadists.
 
A variation of this goes on to say all German Doms are sadists too.

 
Weirdly, I'd give the odds this is true at around 25%.
 
Well, okay, maybe not 25%.  But maybe 10%?
 
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American fem submissives are sometimes lured away by Doms in other countries, never to be heard from again.
 
And it's variation, that instead of 'never heard from again', 'reported missing and presumed dead'.

 
Huh...maybe.  I'd say the odds are pretty high it's at least happened once.
 
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Gorean Doms have a secret place, like a cabin in some really unpopulated area of BC, Canada.  Some Gor fem slaves are lured there and have experiences similar to what happened to O when she went to the chateau of Rossy.  .
 
A variation on this is goes on to say, at this secrect location,  Gorean Doms frequently use the most extreme form of puniishment -- execution.

 
Well, I think there's *zero* chance this is true today.
 
Was it ever true?  I'd put the odds around 5% or so that something remotely resembling this has happened at least once.
 







 
How do there D/s legends get started? Is it the same way any urban legend starts?  Or does there have to be something more because it's about some aspect of D/s?
 
Ever heard any of the D/s urabn legends I described yourself?
 
Ever heard a different D/s urban legend? 
 
Tell us what it is.  What odds did you give that it was true?
 
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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 9:24:41 AM   
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I've never met a person to smoke sheets yet.  Though, I'm not doubting someone somewhere does smoke sheets.
True, sure..maybe one in a million will smoke cotton or polyester.  Depends on the high they get.

UK doms are sadists?  Well there are more extreme clubs in the UK.  However I know a few dominants personally from that region and they have been extremely gentle with their property.
So, no all UK doms are not sadists...a small percentage just as in this country.

American submissives lured away.  I've known a few to move across the world.  Some you hear from and some you don't.  Though you don't have to leave this country to never be heard from again.  Take slavemaster into account.
You can meet someone at the local coffee shop and never be seen again.  No reason to travel 15000 miles to get lost.

Gorean doms have secret places...well we all have places we hope to keep secret from those who really don't want to know what we are doing.  If we didn't all dungeons everywhere would be open to the public. 

Rumors get started because people start rumors.  It doesn't matter if it is D/s or not...its a rumor.  I tend not to focus on what is not real and focus on what is real myself.
I dig into peoples past and get info.  Frankly I don't care what people believe and what they don't believe.  I'm for the truth.


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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 1:37:08 PM   
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I've never met a person to smoke sheets yet.  Though, I'm not doubting someone somewhere does smoke sheets.
True, sure..maybe one in a million will smoke cotton or polyester.  Depends on the high they get....

sub4hire

 
*Spits coke out my nose laughing!*
 
And on top of just having posted "Slang and Surprise' in Off-Topics!
 
'Last night he smoked the sheets.'
 
meaning
 
'Last night he blew my mind in bed.'
 
That explain it?
 
ROFLMAO!
 
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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 1:42:45 PM   
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What goes wrong with that particular combination? 

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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 1:45:05 PM   
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I dont know where i heard it it, or if its even true... Just that it happened once to someone somewhere in pa


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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 1:47:53 PM   
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canadian subs sometimes answer a dom's request with ...EH?



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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 1:48:26 PM   
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What's supposed to happen?
 
Is it a D/s variation of this urban legend:
 
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If you eat those candies called 'pop rocks' while taking a swig of coca-cola, it sometimes causes an explosion inside the mouth.
 
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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 1:51:37 PM   
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Oh the humanity.

I never took much stock in urban legends, though I do enjoy the show mythbusters. I guess Im a weird-o for that. But I remember the pop rocks one, my dad wouldnt let me buy them because he was afraid my head would blow up if i ate to many to quickly.


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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 1:52:44 PM   
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If you eat those candies called 'pop rocks' while taking a swig of coca-cola, it sometimes causes an explosion inside the mouth.


ya and it didnt kill mikey like they said in the movie urban legend....but rather he's alive and well.  i just saw that movie last night...funny shit....but most slashers are...


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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 1:53:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		Pop rocks and coke will kill someone according to urban legend--not true.
However, I've seen the mentho candy and cola concoction played out on Jay Leno of course, not as described above.

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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 1:56:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		I like urban legends because they usually contain some patina of possibility and some weirdness.  That's not a combination I see too often.
 
Here's one of my favorites:
 
quote:

Don't drive around at night with your headlights on, and flash them on a suspicious figure or else he'll come and beat you up really bad.
 
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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 2:00:04 PM   
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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 2:10:58 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl
canadian dom's force their subs to watch hockey with them while the sub wears the hated teams uniform so that when the hated team scores the dom spanks, whips, uses the hockey stick and puck on the sub to hand out frustration.


I heard that one, too! Only it was curling, not hockey, and he used a broom instead of a hockey stick.

I heard it from my best friend. He heard it from the brother of a guy his uncle works with. So it's gotta be true.

Bob

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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 2:15:32 PM   
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I heard that one, too! Only it was curling, not hockey, and he used a broom instead of a hockey stick.

I heard it from my best friend. He heard it from the brother of a guy his uncle works with. So it's gotta be true.

Bob


see it started with gretzky...gretzky was never body checked....because we all knew he was a dom....so if you happened to hit him....the whole oiler team would jump the guy who hit him....by way of gretzky's command.


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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 2:30:27 PM   
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Pop rocks and coke will kill someone according to urban legend--not true.
However, I've seen the mentho candy and cola concoction played out on Jay Leno of course, not as described above.

 
The urban legend that pop rocks and coca cola can cause explosion really happened.
 
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/poprocks.asp
 
You were right...there is a similar urban
legend involving mentos and cola.
 
http://www.davideodesign.co.uk/pepsigirl.htm
 
Even funier than the pop rocks one I think!
 
http://www.davideodesign.co.uk/pepsigirl.htm
 
Thanks for the new urban legend...I think I can figure out the D/s variation now too.
 
LMAO.
 
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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 5:31:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: UR2Badored

Never stick mentho candies in your vagina followed by a diet cola douche.....  
What goes wrong with that particular combination? 


Damn you! That's one of those bad ideas that I feel oddly compelled to want to see. I wonder if I can pay someone...

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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 5:54:51 PM   
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4kBNBEJKD8&NR=1

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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 7:33:41 PM   
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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/18/2008 7:54:04 PM   
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I saw this one after watching the clip posted earlier and giggled quite a bit.  Some dumb is just too funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4kBNBEJKD8&NR=1


Oh wow. That's kinda like the soda "rocket packs".

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RE: D/s Urban Legends - 8/19/2008 1:12:34 AM   
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Damn you! That's one of those bad ideas that I feel oddly compelled to want to see. I wonder if I can pay someone...

Why pay someone?  I am sure we can find a Sadist around here to do it for free--post the video, please.  

Attn all Sadists:  I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU!

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