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One Liners - 11/22/2005 11:22:46 AM

Sartoris32801

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We all know them if we can recall them:

Add one to the one above:

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

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RE: One Liners - 11/22/2005 11:34:54 AM

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Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.

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RE: One Liners - 11/22/2005 11:45:13 AM

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Writing that one down, I can never remember them.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
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Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it … ah … out of sight.

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RE: One Liners - 11/22/2005 11:48:11 AM

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if a blonde and a brunette jump out of a plan without a parachute, who would land first?

the brunette, the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions

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RE: One Liners - 11/22/2005 12:00:25 PM

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Who thinks up all the blonde jokes:

Brunettes who are home on Saturday Nights

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And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it … ah … out of sight.

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RE: One Liners - 11/22/2005 6:15:47 PM

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how do you drown a blonde?

put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool

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RE: One Liners - 11/22/2005 6:18:43 PM

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what do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?

artificial intelligence

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RE: One Liners - 11/23/2005 1:49:08 AM

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sataurus
what did the madonna say after she got another song?
are you sure its mine?!...

,after worship ;

will she still respect me, in the morning....

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RE: One Liners - 11/23/2005 4:44:11 AM

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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RE: One Liners - 11/23/2005 4:57:09 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ToServeIsToLive

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Very cute.

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RE: One Liners - 3/7/2007 8:19:22 AM

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<JOKE ALERT> Ya know, I don't mind you telling me to go to Hell so much...but tell me something...where did you get a map?

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