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ElanSubdued -> Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 5:03:26 PM)
It's Wednesday. This means that right now mal is getting his ass fingered, fucked, and fisted. I just figured we should celebrate this occasion with a pool akin to those people place on hockey, football, and other sporting events. Ah, but what's in the take-home pot? Hmmm. That's a good question. Therefore, this is a two-part question, as follows: 1.) What do you think should be in the take-home pot? In other words, name what the winner should get. Keep in mind that this is something that will probably be given, provided as service, etc. online. 2.) How far do you think mal's Mistress got up his as this time? You must name the tool and the depth. Example: strap-on, taken a full eight inches in depth. Of course, the only true judge for this competition must be mal himself. mal: hey, tomorrow, come on in here and be the judge! Please! You've got to judge answers far and square though, awarding the take-home pot to the person who truly got closest. :-) I'm drawing a blank presently as to question one, but regarding question two, I'm placing my vote on "fist, all the way in just below the elbow". [:)] Elan.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 5:05:28 PM)
Okay sweetie, you know this thread is going to be pulled, right? Even though we don't mean any unkindness to Mal? <Should I be sad or afraid that I was having the SAME thoughts as Elan?>

LadyPact -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 5:07:46 PM)
I'm with LadyH. There's no way this thread with last an hour.

ElanSubdued -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 5:10:36 PM)
LadyHibiscus and LadyPact; Why would this thread get pulled. It's all fun amongst ourselves and nobody is a target in any way. Are we not allowed to have fun around here? Edited to add: do you think the thread is nasty? Truly, I didn't mean it this way. I just thought this would be a fun way we could all join together. Elan.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 5:12:27 PM)
It all depends on interpretation! WE know that we are not being mean to Mal, I suspect he is having the time of his life right now and will be entirely thrilled to share the saga, whether we ask him to or not! See, this is why I am not a moderator!

Pyrrsefanie -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 5:26:34 PM)
YOU LIAR. You said there would be hockey! Fuck this thread, I'm out, and I ain't coming back till there's some hot sk8er boiz! [:D]

LaMistressa -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 5:33:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie YOU LIAR. You said there would be hockey! Fuck this thread, I'm out, and I ain't coming back till there's some hot sk8er boiz! [:D] Tonsil hockey? Anal hockey? Being a Wednesday, I vote only three times, to the elbow each time. And the winner gets a million smileys! [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 5:35:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie YOU LIAR. You said there would be hockey! Fuck this thread, I'm out, and I ain't coming back till there's some hot sk8er boiz! [:D] sk8er boiz?? on collarme???

MistressOfGa -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 5:37:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus quote: ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie YOU LIAR. You said there would be hockey! Fuck this thread, I'm out, and I ain't coming back till there's some hot sk8er boiz! [:D] sk8er boiz?? on collarme??? Forget the sk8er boiz, I will take the rock star boy any day of the week over some little guy on skates :)

LadyPact -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 6:37:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaMistressa quote: ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie YOU LIAR. You said there would be hockey! Fuck this thread, I'm out, and I ain't coming back till there's some hot sk8er boiz! [:D] Tonsil hockey? Anal hockey? Being a Wednesday, I vote only three times, to the elbow each time. And the winner gets a million smileys! [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)] Just hypothetically, of course, but I'd think we'd have to narrow it down to the number of inches.

AAkasha -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 6:43:07 PM)
I am so sad this has nothing to do with hockey :(

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 6:56:08 PM)
Prostate hockey! Come on, I know it's a stretch...but hey! [;)]

Venatrix -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 7:06:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus It all depends on interpretation! WE know that we are not being mean to Mal, I suspect he is having the time of his life right now and will be entirely thrilled to share the saga, whether we ask him to or not! See, this is why I am not a moderator! Yes, but if Mal likes it when we're being mean, if we're not being mean, aren't we being mean?

Venatrix -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 7:07:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie YOU LIAR. You said there would be hockey! Fuck this thread, I'm out, and I ain't coming back till there's some hot sk8er boiz! [:D] Well, Elan could hardly have entitled the thread "Anal Pool," now, could he?

Pyrrsefanie -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 7:09:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus sk8er boiz?? on collarme??? Well, perhaps I should clarify -- hockey sk8er boiz. [:D] Put a man in a hockey jersey and shove him out onto the ice and I am alllll over that shit. Shaggy-haired scrawny "bro's" wearing trucker hats and listening to A Simple Plan can all burn in Hell.

ocilla -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 8:08:18 PM)
Elan Elan Elan this is too good to let slide by (that's right slide). I vote 2 hands 4 inches above the wrist. And yeah - the smilies.

Lynnxz -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 11:06:47 PM)
Drat... I was expecting pictures of hot shirtless hockey players. I am disappointed collarme! I bet 5 times, one hand. Hehe- <3 ya Mal.

Pyrrsefanie -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 11:07:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz Drat... I was expecting pictures of hot shirtless hockey players. I am disappointed collarme! I bet 5 times, one hand. Hehe- <3 ya Mal. I LOVE YOU. Somebody page Akasha back to this thread!

Lynnxz -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 11:41:58 PM)
Ahh! I got all distracted looking for nekkid hockey players, and found this poor guy. Poor baby! Apparently it took 300 stitches to repair after his coach reached in and grabbed the vein. Eep!

dreamerdreaming -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 11:42:18 PM)
I don't gamble but if I did I'd bet that mal gets a 10" strap-on, and his Mistress fists him up to her elbow tonight. At least I hope so. And I hope he makes a thread to tell us all the yummy details, with lots of smiley faces. Hey, a girl can dream!

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