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Divorce Barbie - 8/21/2008 4:52:39 PM   
darchChylde


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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one
of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out
Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for
$19.95, Disco
Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for
$19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's
Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's
balls."


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RE: Divorce Barbie - 8/21/2008 5:07:22 PM   
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So... all other barbies have a potential to become divorce barbie?  I'm not sure I'm liking those hidden fees...

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RE: Divorce Barbie - 8/21/2008 5:17:45 PM   
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I think that you are forgetting that it was ALL Barbie's accessories in the first place.  Even Ken was an accessory. 

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RE: Divorce Barbie - 8/21/2008 9:41:52 PM   
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Lol...Yeah it was a good try at least

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RE: Divorce Barbie - 8/23/2008 12:13:15 AM   
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it'd be funny if it wasn't the reverse for me ... only female who paid your the husband that i know of ...

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RE: Divorce Barbie - 8/23/2008 5:48:30 AM   
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I used to be a model maker in the toy biz.
One year the guys in the shop made me a special Barbie.
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RE: Divorce Barbie - 8/23/2008 6:24:24 AM   
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Now that is a Barbie I would buy

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RE: Divorce Barbie - 8/23/2008 8:48:40 PM   
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LOL.. that's funny...

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RE: Divorce Barbie - 8/25/2008 12:29:56 PM   
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I think Barbie should have had a crush on GI Joe. They were so much sexier than Ken. Ken was a prep.

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RE: Divorce Barbie - 8/25/2008 12:34:57 PM   
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Wait, I know why Barbie got a divorce in the first place! Anyone ever notice that Ken had a flat crotch? Poor dickless sap. And he smiled just waaaay too often to have no nuggie plums

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