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Women Drivers - 8/24/2008 9:32:39 AM

GreedyTop

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This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left
and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 75 mph
With her Face, up next to her rear view mirror Putting on
her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back
she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that
makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so
much; I dropped My electric shaver , which knocked The donut
Out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against the steering
wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which
fell, into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned
Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my
trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers

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RE: Women Drivers - 8/24/2008 9:44:07 AM

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Got that right!! Those darned women drivers are an accident looking for a place to happen

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RE: Women Drivers - 8/24/2008 10:03:34 AM

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damn. and here all this time I thought you was female

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RE: Women Drivers - 8/24/2008 10:27:10 AM

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smartass ;)

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RE: Women Drivers - 8/24/2008 11:20:53 AM

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Well, after the final surgery she will be.

The hormones and first surgery did a good job didn't they.

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RE: Women Drivers - 8/24/2008 11:30:54 AM

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*bite me*

*grin*

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RE: Women Drivers - 8/24/2008 12:12:01 PM

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Ok...come over and I promise to bite ALLLLL the good parts

and they are all good from what I can see

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RE: Women Drivers - 8/24/2008 12:25:59 PM

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*smoooch*

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RE: Women Drivers - 8/24/2008 4:44:46 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja58upqPAxk

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RE: Women Drivers - 8/25/2008 7:11:15 AM

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LOL Thadius... that was hillarious...

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RE: Women Drivers - 8/25/2008 5:39:24 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qdhbkTko4&feature=related

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RE: Women Drivers - 8/25/2008 5:42:50 PM

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lol patwi!

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RE: Women Drivers - 8/25/2008 9:43:30 PM

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Ok, since we're on the topic of men.......

Joe Brown was walking down the street and meets up with a friend who asks him where he got that black eye from.

Joe thinks a minute and says well, not going to believe this but I got it in church last Sunday. His friend of course has to ask, and how do you get a black eye in church?? Well, says Joe, you see, when the congregation stood up to sing, I noticed the lady standing in front of me, well her dress was stuck in the crack of her ass, so I politely pulled it out for her.

The friend walks away laughing at poor Joe.

A week later, the friend sees Joe again, but this time he has 2 black eyes. So Joe...what did you do this time? Well, I was at church again and when everyone stood up to sing, same thing happened but I knew better then touch that dress, so when the new guy beside me pulled it out..... I put it right back!

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RE: Women Drivers - 8/25/2008 11:01:22 PM

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LMAO!!

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