SoulPiercer
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ORIGINAL: BIllCT
1) Don't smile at a woman and pick your nose and say honey want to have dinner?
2) Don't take a woman to a movie and fart till the whole place stinks?
3) Don't stare at a women's breasts from the moment you pick her up till you take her home!
4) Never grab a woman by her ass and say nice buns bitch, lets fuck on the first date!
5) Never ignore a woman and what she says if ya want to get laid, ya don't listen they tain't giving!
6) Never stop a woman from shopping, no shopping no fun, and your all done.
7) Never take a woman dancing then not dance yourself, good way to loose her if ya do.
8) Never ever tell a woman do it yourself I am tied of doing it for you, she will tell you what the hell do I have you for then!
9) Never ever do anything sexually to a woman that she says she will not do, if you do it will be the last time you touch her.
10) Finally never ever, and I mean ever kiss a woman and not have brushed your teeth or used mouthwash!
11) Never ask a woman for her sister's or girlfriend's phone number!
12 Never ever get caught doing another woman by the woman you say ya love, you will pay for that piece of ass for a long time!
This explains alot.
Here's one to add.
Never say - "Hells yes those jeans make dat ass look fat .. you take it doggy style, bitch?"
On second thought, that one did actually work for me.
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RE: 12 Things a Man Should not do, If he wants laid! - 
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never again. 
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