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Top 10 Olympic comments - 8/27/2008 6:52:01 AM

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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators (and one athlete) so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.
I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

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RE: Top 10 Olympic comments - 8/27/2008 6:54:39 AM

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they were funny, obv not all from this olympics but funny :)

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RE: Top 10 Olympic comments - 8/27/2008 8:39:36 AM

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LMAO. Sounds to me like all of them have a classic case of "foot'n mouth".

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RE: Top 10 Olympic comments - 8/27/2008 10:13:37 AM

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Very funny.

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RE: Top 10 Olympic comments - 8/27/2008 10:19:10 AM

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Ty Greedy... that was hillarious...especially love the "takes his balls out and kisses them...." LOL

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RE: Top 10 Olympic comments - 8/27/2008 10:50:09 AM

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and its a GOLD for GT...

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RE: Top 10 Olympic comments - 8/27/2008 4:41:26 PM

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LOL nice.

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RE: Top 10 Olympic comments - 8/28/2008 3:14:52 PM

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..That was great :)

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RE: Top 10 Olympic comments - 8/28/2008 5:06:26 PM

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jeez...I guess I really did miss out by not watching the Olympics.

#8 and #2 are my favorites....thanks for the chuckle.

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RE: Top 10 Olympic comments - 8/28/2008 6:44:33 PM

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Excellent!

One of my faves...

The other day I went to a boxing match....and a hockey game broke out.

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RE: Top 10 Olympic comments - 8/28/2008 8:45:28 PM

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I thought you said 10?
Here is an old one:
Swimming isn’t everything, winning is.
- Mark Spitz

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RE: Top 10 Olympic comments - 8/28/2008 11:49:42 PM

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yanno, Vad..I just caught that, myself..LOL

What can I say.. I just copied and pasted from an email I'd gotten.. LOL

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RE: Top 10 Olympic comments - 8/29/2008 12:36:32 AM

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Hehe! Love it GT

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