TheHeretic -> RE: What would YOU do if elected President ? (8/28/2008 9:00:23 PM)
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The War on Drugs is over by Executive Order. Whatever consumers want will be licensed, regulated, and taxed (prices aren't dropping). Employers will be free to set whatever policies seem appropriate, and public consumption/intoxication would be subject to the same sorts of regulations we have with alcohol. Non-violent offenders may apply for (liberally granted) pardons. If they had a gun in the car when they were busted, sucks to be them - full sentence to be served. And it will be a really good source of revenue Our social safety net is in for a drastic overhaul. Welfare fraud will be subject to federal prosecution, with mandatory minimums (we can't put all those prison guards out of work, can we?) Access to job training will be strictly competitive, but mandatory after a certain period of time (I'll be wanting a big variety of opinions on my advisory panel about that. Volunteers?) At the same time, we'll be streamlining the system, and drastically increasing faith-based service providers, across any faith that wants to try to help. The best way to deal with illegal immigration is to help create some damn jobs in Mexico. If not with the current corrupt system down there, then with a new one. Should that mean giving a "Go" order to Forts Hood and Sill, I'm ok with that. We are in Iraq, and have a small, safe path of extraction. The Islamic Crazy People cannot be allowed to call this a victory. Yeah. I know. I get nervous when family is over there, too. Afghanistan is another story. Our role will be strictly logistics, training, and the most hellacious air the world has ever seen. I'm thinking lots of armed UAV's, and an occasional carpet bombing. We are drilling here, and now. We are also funding a lot of grants, and research. The first completely standardized, ready for mass production, small nuclear power plant will be on-line before the end of my first term. Gas prices will go, and stay, above $5 a gallon. I suggest individuals finding ways to use less. No interest loans for gas stations to upgrade to altfuel capabilities. The next crisis will be water, and we'll be getting out in front of that one now. These will largely be unfunded mandates, so, My Fellow Americans, expect to pay more every time you flush. Congress will follow along. If my crazy ass actually got elected, they'd be terrified of the True Believers who made it happen, and I'd personally target a couple of major players to be defeated at the first mid-term, just to make the lesson sting a bit.
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