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What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 3:01:26 AM

sasseeNshy

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It appears that us Canucks may face an election in 2 months. Just short of the American election in November. After hearing this news, I expect many Americans wonder just what us frostbitten Canucks want. Throwing my hat into the ring, here goes:

Well we are an easy peace loving people. Our wants and demands are negligable. We do want, however, FLORIDA, ARIZONA and SOUTHERN CALIFORNA. We will, in turn, give you QUEBEC and CELION DION. I'm just thinking outloud here....but I'm thinking it seems doable.

Perhaps if we can reach an agreement, we could end your election coverage with the Canadian voting results. We win, you lose. We lose, you win. We have what, say possibly two months of hype then it is over. QUEBEC and DION are yours.

I'm just thinking outloud here..........but perhaps we have found a sollution palatable to both??

(tongue-in-cheek)

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 3:10:15 AM

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Celine Dion is a threat, not a gift.

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 3:12:23 AM

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Sematics........picky picky........

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 3:22:01 AM

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You will have to throw in the LaBatt's brewery; then take vanilla ice and gary coleman

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 3:31:23 AM

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And I want Vancouver.

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 3:35:23 AM

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It has been brought to my attention that you Americans may wish our LABATT'S BEER.......not happening. You keep your BUSH beer.........we keep our LABATTS.........but to make it a done deal...you really need to check out the square acreage of Quebec, and if that isn't enough..................if we have to........I guess we will throw in our military, yes that includes both boats......hate to do it......but......

I'm just trying to end your election scenario.........we can do it in less than 2 months, cause quite frankly, it just doesn't matter.............and besides, we are growing tired of your coverage...wink

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 3:37:15 AM

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No no...Level....no Vancouver.......sheesh our stronghold.........how about oooooooooooooh I'm going out on a limb here......a pound of bacon???

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 3:40:54 AM

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Celine Dion is a threat, not a gift.

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 3:43:20 AM

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We don't need you're stinking bacon....we have our own hams in this country.

As for the Military, how many hours do the motors have on both of your naval boats

Fine, then we will take the Molson Brewery, and we don't own Bush beer any more, you'll have to talk to the Belguim's, good luck with that.

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 3:43:54 AM

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quote:

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Celine Dion is a threat, not a gift.

Absolutely, Level. Please don't take it as a declaration of war. As for Quebec, OP, geez that's not nice. Mind you, if we are relocated somewhere around...say California, i'm all for it!

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 3:47:42 AM

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How about some secret canadian geese with retrofitted anni... should cover the boat issue???

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 3:49:52 AM

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Sheesh....Montreal.......you of all people I would have thought would be with me on this one......get out while you can man, while you still live.

Anyhoo..........we have at least ummmmmm errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'm told 5 hours on those military boats..........times two is 10 hours....In that amount of time you could surround Canada and wipe us out...(snickers)

Seriously, I knew Busch beer wasn't really on the table.........you still don't get LABATTS.......and I don't care how respected Level is......Vancouver is not on the table.

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 4:19:13 AM

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Hell, I'd let Celine Dion move in with me for a Tim Horton's.

As long as she comes with duct tape.

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 4:28:38 AM

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Great...just great...(sexy bod by the way) you had to let out my secret weapon..Tim Hortons.......now we are doomed..........as a country failure...it all rests on your delectible shoulders..................

sad, but shit does roll downhill.......................wink nudge wink

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 4:53:36 AM

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quote:

Well we are an easy peace loving people.

easy...loving people...*wonderingifthatistrueorifIjustmetthewrongonesfromovertheresofar...*

(need time to think about that one)

But happy to offer to throw england to the americans...and you get whatever you want from them in return...as even the americans can't f*** up this country any further

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 5:13:05 AM

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Hey, people still give the Greeks credit for democracy and western philosophy. If Canadian civilization died, would Tim horton's be any less of an important legacy? I think not...

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 6:17:26 AM

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OK, if Vancouver is off the table, How about Victoria?

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 6:33:40 AM

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Let's cut to the chase - we want your artic oil fields!

I would also like Stratford, Ontario (one of my favorite places).

Can we trade you our Rush for your Rush?

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 6:41:43 AM

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No but we will give you Stephen Harper instead.

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RE: What Canadians really want.. - 8/29/2008 6:42:27 AM

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Let's cut to the chase - we want your artic oil fields!

I would also like Stratford, Ontario (one of my favorite places).

Can we trade you our Rush for your Rush?

No No And Hell No
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Hahahahah Bear, cant we send harris and mulroney too????

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