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I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's what I... - 8/29/2008 6:33:02 PM

LookieNoNookie

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Sue me....

Of 37 unique female profiles....here's what I've found:

26 are Pro...profiles.

All good...If I was packing what they were packing...I'd charge as well.

That leaves 11.

9 couldn't spell "apple" if I sent them a FedEx in advance showing them not only a photo...with a proper spelling below the photo....along with a basket of....

Apples.

That leaves 2.

I'll leave it to you to discern who those 2 were....(they might have been you).

WTF?????

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 6:43:42 PM

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 6:47:01 PM

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LMAO

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 6:48:15 PM

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 6:58:52 PM

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(Hmmmmmmmm)

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 7:05:06 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
That leaves 2. I'll leave it to you to discern who those 2 were....(they might have been you).

WTF?????

Whatcha bitchin' about? They've already done all the work for you, so you know you don't want them. Sheesh, can't please anybody these days.

Cali
(knows she could never please anyone who didn't want nookie anyway)

< Message edited by CalifChick -- 8/29/2008 7:07:55 PM >

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 7:06:23 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: favesclava

manzana

is that italian?

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 7:06:33 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Cali
(knows she could never please anyone who didn't want nookie anyway)

LMAO

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 7:07:21 PM

CalifChick

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PS: I gotta say though, the use of nested parentheses is HAWT.

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 7:10:42 PM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
That leaves 2. I'll leave it to you to discern who those 2 were....(they might have been you).

WTF?????

Whatcha bitchin' about? They've already done all the work for you, so you know you don't want them. Sheesh, can't please anybody these days.

Cali
(knows she could never please anyone who didn't want nookie anyway)

(I actually want nookie....Big fan of nookie....I just can't fucking figure out nookie....I'm a nookieless nookie looking kind of guy).

(Nookie don't make no sense).

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 7:13:02 PM

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do you mean (i mean to say (only, not, you know, that way)) like this?
(((((or only like this?))))))
ooh or maybe like this: (SUM(H32:H32)/COUNTIF(C33:D48,'hawt'))?

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 7:14:17 PM

CalifChick

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LNN, darlin', if you haven't fucking figured out fucking by age 48, it ain't nevehhhhh gonna happen.

Cali
(who normally would offer to take one "for the team", but figures this just might be a hopeless case)

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 7:14:49 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

Sue me....

Of 37 unique female profiles....here's what I've found:

26 are Pro...profiles.

All good...If I was packing what they were packing...I'd charge as well.

That leaves 11.

9 couldn't spell "apple" if I sent them a FedEx in advance showing them not only a photo...with a proper spelling below the photo....along with a basket of....

Apples.

That leaves 2.

I'll leave it to you to discern who those 2 were....(they might have been you).

WTF?????

So you got a general consensus based on 37 profiles, right?
hmmm...Lookie but no nookie

*tries to get a peek at his "Gallup pole"*

~price waterhouse slut

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 7:20:03 PM

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lol

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 7:22:47 PM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

LNN, darlin', if you haven't fucking figured out fucking by age 48, it ain't nevehhhhh gonna happen.

Cali
(who normally would offer to take one "for the team", but figures this just might be a hopeless case)

GAWWWWDAMMIT!!!!

I swear....I'm gonna die lookin for nookie.

I'm gonna be that guy on the side of the road....holding up a sign....

"LookinForNookie"

(Small letters down below the sign "NoNookie")

With an arrow pointed towards moi.

Ya know....you chics have Nookie....it's just below your belt.

You have it....

(I'm looking for it).

I could be that guy you see every day as you pass him on the street....brand new sneakers....(could be me)...holding a sign....but are you gonna give up the Nookie?

Based on the previous....I'd say "NO!!!!!"

And what of me?

I'm Nookieless....

And you run around with Nookie....

Nookie...that you have....and me Nookieless.

I'd give to you.

< Message edited by LookieNoNookie -- 8/29/2008 7:32:10 PM >

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 7:23:15 PM

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My manzana brings all the boys to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours.

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 7:23:23 PM

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I just have this to say.. I wasn't aware that profiles were meant to entertain. I thought it was more of "blurb" Like reading the dust cover on a book..... sometimes the wrapping isn't so interesting, but what's written on the pages as you get deeper and deeper is... Just a though.

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 7:36:38 PM

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if you find waldo....you might find nookie.....

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 7:39:05 PM

lronitulstahp

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psst Op...
Here ya go Stud.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlBNVcrLpcs
~benevolent slut

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 7:39:43 PM

CalifChick

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LNN? You're missing the signs. That soft "thwump" is their panties falling off. That's a good sign. Nookie is imminent. Don't choose that moment to walk away.

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