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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 10:15:12 PM   
nursygirl


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Status: offline 		what's the girl doing wearing panties in the first place?

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 10:17:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: nursygirl

what's the girl doing wearing panties in the first place?


Good question,since it seems to be the male subs that want to wear them in this place.

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 10:25:04 PM   
girlivy


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


Sue me....

Of 37 unique female profiles....here's what I've found:

26 are Pro...profiles.

All good...If I was packing what they were packing...I'd charge as well.

That leaves 11.

9 couldn't spell "apple" if I sent them a FedEx in advance showing them not only a photo...with a proper spelling below the photo....along with a basket of....

Apples.

That leaves 2.

I'll leave it to you to discern who those 2 were....(they might have been you).

WTF?????




Not sure I really get what kind of "answer" you are looking for... OR perhaps is this just a rant? I ask you WTF???  

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 10:33:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		I may have entered the thread a little late, but could'nt you just sniff 'em and see who smells like apples and who like garlic?

Or is that too low tech?

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 10:38:40 PM   
GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
EVERYONE is aving more fun than me this weekend!! 


Not me.... I actually am even going in to work for a few hrs tomorrow (normally my day off).

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 10:39:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

PS:  I gotta say though, the use of nested parentheses is HAWT.


Cali


They're also very unusual.  Parentheses do not typically nest.  Most of the time they lay eggs on the beach, then wait for random semi-colons to come out of the ocean to fertilise their ova.

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 10:43:36 PM   
GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: Venatrix

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

PS:  I gotta say though, the use of nested parentheses is HAWT.


Cali


They're also very unusual.  Parentheses do not typically nest.  Most of the time they lay eggs on the beach, then wait for random semi-colons to come out of the ocean to fertilise their ova.


*snort*

that was cute!!

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 10:57:30 PM   
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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/29/2008 11:11:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: NumberSix

the soft thwump of panties hitting the floor..  I was beating my shit like I owned it until I hit this little puker.

If a girl got a sound of any kind when her shit hits the floor, you can better believe they got some kinda shit will cause beetles on potatoes or the kinda blight on fishtanks will kill the current crop of shrimp in china..............


Six, darlin', if you cannot hear the whisper of silk sliding off a girl's body... well, how very sad.  How VERY sad.

Maybe you're too far away... come closer, yes, closer, right there... uhhh, new problem... you can't hear with thighs pressed to either side of your head.  I give up.


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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/30/2008 4:27:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

2 out of 37 is much better odds than most would get.  1 in 13 is pretty nice odds.



er .... RS?  He's actually working on 1 in 18 or so isn't he?  Or is that like being picky on typos? 


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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/30/2008 4:28:28 AM   
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ORIGINAL: stormgirl

nahh, I'm staying home all weekend cos I am expecting FedEx to deliver a box of epples.




*grins*

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/30/2008 5:25:09 PM   
stormgirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
98.8% of the population is incompatible with me according to my test scores.  They just don’t have the “apples” or equal intellect to make the grade.  At that percentage, 1 in 500 are smart enough to hang with the big brain dogs.  Of that 1 in 500, I would be lucky if 10% were single, compatible and attractive.  That’s 1 in 5,000. 

RS, you are so in luck! Who's got the big . . brain?  the stunning person and persona?

yep.  they say i am one in a million, but if you are good i might stoop to one in five thousand.


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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/31/2008 10:03:02 AM   
accipitres


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Status: offline 		I checked your math (cause not many people are as good at math as I am).

Ya did good.  Once you got past the "1 in 13" part.

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 8/31/2008 10:36:34 PM   
ResidentSadist


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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

2 out of 37 is much better odds than most would get.  1 in 13 is pretty nice odds.



er .... RS?  He's actually working on 1 in 18 or so isn't he?  Or is that like being picky on typos? 


quote:

ORIGINAL: accipitres

I checked your math (cause not many people are as good at math as I am).

Ya did good.  Once you got past the "1 in 13" part.


Hello… hello… Arthur Andersen …  Yes, do you remember that Enron thing ?  I think I did it again.

... checks math & the OP ... yup, it's 18.5.  not 13
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OK... it wasnt't a type-o.  I must have been tired and remembered the 26, not the 37.  I stand corrrected at 18.5  ... and NO I didn't have anything to do with Enron in real life. 

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RE: I've reviewed 37 different profiles...and here's wh... - 9/2/2008 1:04:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

EVERYONE is aving more fun than me this weekend!! 


Not everyone. If you had fun, you had more than me, 'cause I had none! *sobs*


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