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Aylee -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/4/2008 9:57:29 AM)

To cheer Christine up I would......

Buy her a disposable camera and then take her for a few drinks!  With pork rinds and gravey for after.




MistressK1964 -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/4/2008 11:01:21 AM)


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ORIGINAL: wulfgarw

I would leave a trail of rose petals leading to the dinner table where I have a pair of freshly grilled steaksand a bottle of good merlot waiting.  Followed by a full body massage, handcuffs/legirons and some whipped cream.  The next day I take her out to the range and have targets set up w pictures of the asshole who broke her heart.  And plenty of ammo.  Maybe even talk a few folks I know into loaning us a couple full-auto....
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OHHHHHHHHHHH how much Id love to join that party




Sundowner -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/4/2008 11:39:07 AM)

 


Buy her her own bakery.




OneDom69 -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/4/2008 1:04:32 PM)

Make her dinner, anything of her chosing...then sit and let her vent, cry, laugh..whatever she wanted to do...all by candelight




stella41b -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/4/2008 2:32:18 PM)

Foot bath with massage, simple meal with wine, pleasant music and a shoulder to cry on..... oh and three wishes.




BlackPhx -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/4/2008 2:41:53 PM)

I would make my pulled pork and find someone whose pork she could pull at the same time.

poenkitten




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/4/2008 2:45:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tammystarm

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

Pulls her up a rocking chair on my front porch,a hot pan of water, washes and massages her tire feet ,a cold beer and sits rocking away as we watch the moon rises about my mountain top, you just can't get any better then that...


Hi BountyHunter im tammystar ,just wanted to say hello and say that coming from the country and loving nature it doesnt get any better than that!!! puuuuurrrrfect


TY girl, some of us knows great living when we see it smiles.. 




Smarthardhand -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/4/2008 4:19:11 PM)

To cheer christine up I would...take her camping at Bluebend State Park.  We'll set up our tent so we can see the river.  fluffy will cook the fish she got (i think she stopped by the market on the way???)

At times I will chase christine and fluffy with an ostrich feather.




christine1 -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/4/2008 4:57:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan

As the official Pimp Daddy of the Pimpettes,  I hereby declare christine a full -fledged, (not honorary, not virtual ) Pimpette in good standing. This , of course, comes with an invitation to next summer's annual beach house blast on Pinga Beach! 


YAY!  as soon as you guys and gals know the dates then tell me, i'm already excited!  thank you!




christine1 -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/4/2008 4:59:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

To cheer Christine up I would......

Buy her a disposable camera and then take her for a few drinks!  With pork rinds and gravey for after.


rofl girl, that made me laugh out loud!  just keep me out of the airport bathrooms!




christine1 -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/4/2008 5:00:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner




Buy her her own bakery.


YOU, my dear sundown, are a genuine sweetheart just for remembering the bakery fact.




christine1 -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/4/2008 5:05:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: wulfgarw

I would leave a trail of rose petals leading to the dinner table where I have a pair of freshly grilled steaksand a bottle of good merlot waiting.  Followed by a full body massage, handcuffs/legirons and some whipped cream.  The next day I take her out to the range and have targets set up w pictures of the asshole who broke her heart.  And plenty of ammo.  Maybe even talk a few folks I know into loaning us a couple full-auto items...


oh yeah!  red meat and firepower will get my attention every time!




nursygirl -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/4/2008 5:30:05 PM)

To cheer Christine up I would ..................

......... give her a free lifetime supply of pork rinds.




sblady -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/4/2008 5:31:20 PM)

To quote LadyHibiscus from the "I hate it when thread"......Want some of us to go kick his ass? [sm=slappy.gif] and then [sm=pushed.gif]

We Michiganders love a good fight.  Afterwards, we'll celebrate however you choose!!  [sm=dancer.gif]




christine1 -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/4/2008 7:09:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

I would make my pulled pork and find someone whose pork she could pull at the same time.

poenkitten



girl, that pulled pork sounds to die for!  (honestly at the moment i can live without the other kind right now.)




BlackPhx -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/4/2008 7:41:24 PM)

Revenge is sweet dear...there are many ways to pull that type of pork.

poenkitten




christine1 -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/4/2008 7:45:19 PM)

oh my goodness...i LOVE the way you think!




christine1 -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/5/2008 4:54:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: nursygirl

To cheer Christine up I would ..................

......... give her a free lifetime supply of pork rinds.


now that sounds nice....wonder if they make diet pork rinds?  nevermind, they just woulnd't taste the same, all that grease is a must i think, along with the powdery spiced coating that i love so much. 




CalifChick -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/5/2008 4:56:04 PM)

To cheer Christine up I would... send her links to profiles that will make her laugh (in a good way, not in a "oh god what a dork" way).


Cali




christine1 -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/5/2008 4:58:19 PM)

yup, and it is cheering me up too!




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