sujuguete -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/7/2008 3:13:20 PM)
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ORIGINAL: wulfgarw I would leave a trail of rose petals leading to the dinner table where I have a pair of freshly grilled steaksand a bottle of good merlot waiting. Followed by a full body massage, handcuffs/legirons and some whipped cream. The next day I take her out to the range and have targets set up w pictures of the asshole who broke her heart. And plenty of ammo. Maybe even talk a few folks I know into loaning us a couple full-auto items... Oooooh, that got me wet! Okay, to cheer Christine up I would meet her and Wulf at the range and let her use my guns, too. Then I would take her to a tropical island with lots of drinks with the little umbrellas in them, and lots of studly cabana boys to cater to her every whim.
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