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christine1 -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/7/2008 12:39:59 PM)

well that makes me laugh that you call them panties.  and i don't think boxers are boring at all...anything that men wear is sexy if not at least interesting.  (yup, i'm in a hormonal horny state at the moment.)

edited because my fingers don't work very well when they're horny.[:)]




kiwisub12 -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/7/2008 1:21:44 PM)

There you go then - it cheered you up! [:D]

Its been a good day.




sujuguete -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/7/2008 3:13:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: wulfgarw

I would leave a trail of rose petals leading to the dinner table where I have a pair of freshly grilled steaksand a bottle of good merlot waiting.  Followed by a full body massage, handcuffs/legirons and some whipped cream.  The next day I take her out to the range and have targets set up w pictures of the asshole who broke her heart.  And plenty of ammo.  Maybe even talk a few folks I know into loaning us a couple full-auto items...


Oooooh, that got me wet!

Okay, to cheer Christine up I would meet her and Wulf at the range and let her use my guns, too.  Then I would take her to a tropical island with lots of drinks with the little umbrellas in them, and lots of studly cabana boys to cater to her every whim.




wulfgarw -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/7/2008 4:09:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sujuguete

quote:

ORIGINAL: wulfgarw

I would leave a trail of rose petals leading to the dinner table where I have a pair of freshly grilled steaksand a bottle of good merlot waiting.  Followed by a full body massage, handcuffs/legirons and some whipped cream.  The next day I take her out to the range and have targets set up w pictures of the asshole who broke her heart.  And plenty of ammo.  Maybe even talk a few folks I know into loaning us a couple full-auto items...


Oooooh, that got me wet!

Okay, to cheer Christine up I would meet her and Wulf at the range and let her use my guns, too.  Then I would take her to a tropical island with lots of drinks with the little umbrellas in them, and lots of studly cabana boys to cater to her every whim.


Would you be staying for the gang chain?  [:D] 




sujuguete -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/9/2008 3:01:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: wulfgarw
Would you be staying for the gang chain?  [:D] 


Um. . .  what is a "gang chain?"


(and why do I get the feeling I'm going to be sorry I asked?)




sunshinemiss -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/9/2008 5:09:18 PM)

I would take her tango dancing... in Buenos Aires... so um.. the flight is Friday, gorgeous.




christine1 -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/9/2008 5:16:44 PM)

woohoo!  i'll be the one at the airport with bells on...oh, and a huge grin too!  (i promise i'll try not to injure anyone while learning the tango!)




wulfgarw -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/9/2008 5:19:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sujuguete

quote:

ORIGINAL: wulfgarw
Would you be staying for the gang chain?  [:D] 


Um. . .  what is a "gang chain?"


(and why do I get the feeling I'm going to be sorry I asked?)


http://www.handcuffwarehouse.com/pesihagach.html

It is a chain used to connect prisoners together into a manageable line.  Christine, GT. MistressK1964, and you will be handcuffed, waistchained, and legironed and this will keep you all together...





sunshinemiss -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/9/2008 5:20:09 PM)

that a girl.. and honey, the Latinos... well let's just say you'll never be lonely unless you want to be. 
hugs,
sunshine




sunshinemiss -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/9/2008 5:46:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: wulfgarw

quote:

ORIGINAL: sujuguete

quote:

ORIGINAL: wulfgarw
Would you be staying for the gang chain?  [:D] 


Um. . .  what is a "gang chain?"


(and why do I get the feeling I'm going to be sorry I asked?)


http://www.handcuffwarehouse.com/pesihagach.html

It is a chain used to connect prisoners together into a manageable line.  Christine, GT. MistressK1964, and you will be handcuffed, waistchained, and legironed and this will keep you all together...




I am thinking this is not a cheer up situation, but I could be wrong... [8|]




sujuguete -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/11/2008 4:07:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: wulfgarw
http://www.handcuffwarehouse.com/pesihagach.html

It is a chain used to connect prisoners together into a manageable line.  Christine, GT. MistressK1964, and you will be handcuffed, waistchained, and legironed and this will keep you all together...


*holds out wrists and ankles*[sm=ballchain.gif]

Can I be in the middle?  Please?  Please?

[sm=bowdown.gif]




christine1 -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/11/2008 5:10:28 PM)

well, in honor of the drink i'm having and loving...here's to Latino men and gang chains.  how they go together escapes my mind at the moment.  [:)]




auroraborealis -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/13/2008 1:57:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19


I would make prank phone calls with her and the pimpettes.....[sm=onphone.gif]....."is your refrigerator running?? Well, go catch it!!!!
Tee hee hee hee!!!
[sm=highfive.gif][sm=highfive.gif][sm=line.gif]


I am so there on that one!

Gwyn




christine1 -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/13/2008 2:00:16 PM)

you gals make me laugh and you make me honored to be a friend and pimpette. 




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/13/2008 2:02:46 PM)

Well I have all ready shared my breakfast with her, what more can a gentleman do smile..




christine1 -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/13/2008 2:10:28 PM)

B man....that is enough for me.  i love that gesture.  hugs and kisses to a gentleman.




BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/13/2008 2:33:23 PM)

I'd share a big order of cheese fries with crumbled bacon and jalapenos, extra large margaritas............ and slip her the number of a mafia hitman. 




DarkSteven -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/13/2008 2:36:18 PM)

I would take her out on a date, and let her bask in the magnificence of my presence.




christine1 -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/13/2008 2:39:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel

I'd share a big order of cheese fries with crumbled bacon and jalapenos, extra large margaritas............ and slip her the number of a mafia hitman. 


wooty woot!  if there is extra salt around the rims  i'm an overly energetic, happy camper!  hugs girl! [sm=mrpuffy.gif]




GreedyTop -> RE: To cheer Christine up I would...... (9/13/2008 5:30:24 PM)

I'd have a Tommy's chili burger and chili fries airlifted to her....




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