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A man staggered into a hospital... - 9/5/2008 4:55:23 AM   
VadFarkas


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Status: offline 		A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went
to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end. 'I walked over, lifted its tail,
and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it
stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!


I don't remember much after that...'?

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RE: A man staggered into a hospital... - 9/5/2008 5:00:06 AM   
PhilaMale1958


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Status: offline 		Thanks for the laugh. What a great way to start the day.

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RE: A man staggered into a hospital... - 9/5/2008 5:08:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		Great way to start off the day!

That was a good one!

Thanks!

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RE: A man staggered into a hospital... - 9/5/2008 6:12:16 AM   
DaddyChess


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Status: offline 		LOL... oh the imagery... LOL  thanks

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RE: A man staggered into a hospital... - 9/5/2008 8:02:34 AM   
GreedyTop


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RE: A man staggered into a hospital... - 9/5/2008 9:11:35 AM   
patina


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that was funny

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RE: A man staggered into a hospital... - 9/5/2008 2:11:04 PM   
BlackPhx


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Status: offline 		LOL bet the Bull's didn't look like his....

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RE: A man staggered into a hospital... - 9/5/2008 2:16:23 PM   
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