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A Cow's Tail - 9/5/2008 8:35:31 AM

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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What on earth happened to YOU?'

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's bottom.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, ''Hey, this looks like yours!''

I don't remember much after that.'

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RE: A Cow's Tail - 9/5/2008 9:54:44 AM

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I hear an echo in here.

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RE: A Cow's Tail - 9/5/2008 11:50:36 AM

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I hear an echo in here.

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