ResidentSadist
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From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
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ORIGINAL: subtee
I'll add my "happy returns of the day" to you also...even though I am part native american...and also not a "young girl"...come to think of it...screw you.
[kidding...slobbery kisses all over your whatever]
I didn’t create that racial stereotype. But if quoting it gets me an offer for a “screw you” spite fuck from a lovely girl such as yourself, I‘ll have T-shirts made! Love you sweetheart… a thousand wet kisses in return, anywhere you want them. If I start quoting the squaw jokes my Indian friends tell, do I get anal sex?
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild
Had this thought if I tried to give slobbery kisses to RS, he'd have me in a CB-3000 in no time flat!
Of all the good hearted slave type people I have met here on collarme, I’d kiss you anytime… but I’d prefer a dry one please. It just doesn’t seem right swapping spit with someone that has a nicer beard than I do… well, there was that one girl in band camp.
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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel
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I'm officially old now, can I take a nap?
*hands afghan, takes off slippers, slips pipe out of mouth* yup, naptime
LOL… and napping was exactly what I did shortly after my last post.
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ORIGINAL: KCherry
Happy Birthday RS! *Pouncehugglegrope*
You know, you don’t live that far away… “come here little girl, want some cake?” I wonder if you’re young enough and ‘m old enough to make it perverted?
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ORIGINAL: lilsubl
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
I will stick something up on youtube soon. I will shoot you guys the link when it’s done.
To thank you again for all your birthday wishes. I only hope I’m finally old enough that it’s perverted when I go out with young girls now.
ok, i've officially gone into dirty old momma territory, since what i read here was:
"I will stick something up your tube soon. I will shoot when it's done."
my sister's calling the home as i type this so everything should be ok soon.....
btw, hippo birdie two ewes
Two ewes… how did you guess my fetish?
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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl
did you get your birthday spankings????
if not ya need to tell us your age so we can count the correct # of spankings to give by each cm forum poster.
It is a custom for a slave to take my spankings as proxy… that would 53 of them if you are you volunteering?
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ORIGINAL: auroraborealis
*walks in with Birthday cake on her naughty bits smiling*
Happy Birthday sweetie.. what a great way to celibrate it. I am so happy you had fond memories of your father.
as for the birthday spankings.. I think some little subbie should take yours for you. ..
Gwyn
Cake and naughty bits, two of my favorite things! As far as spanking go, I’m not sure anyone should get tortured by the crowd I will be with tomorrow. Those guys put sticks under their own skin, let them heal up and then hang from them until they come loose. If that is what they do for non BDSM rituals, I think their version of BDSM might make me look tame.
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