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beargonewild -> RE: I Don't Think I've Met Any of You (9/8/2008 8:20:41 AM)
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I'll try to answer these very important questions as best I can for ya Hippie.
Didja get any of them ones with the lemon filling? No, Tim Hortons was sold out of the lemon filled donuts
How come they don't make key lime donuts? or donuts with M&Ms? Shhhh...I'm working on that and don't want the large corporations to find out.
Why is the hole in the donut never big enough? Big enough for what?
Why are the donut holes one buys round and not cylindrical-shaped? (think about it)
They are round so people can fit several on a finger.
How long do I have to swim to work off 3 donuts? I calculated 20 mins though math was never my strong subject in college.
Do people in Tibet eat donuts? Never been to Tibet so I don't know, sorry.
Do donuts float? Yes if they are made properly.
Can I pay my taxes in donuts? One could try
What wine goes with donuts? Try a nice Ice Wine from the Niagara Falls vineyards.
Why isn't there donut ice cream? There is, place donut in bowl, add ice cream and mash together and voila....donut ice cream.
Why aren't there donut machines? There are, the donut makers use donut machines to make donuts. Donut vending machine aren't feasible as the donuts get stale too fast and we all hate stale donuts.
Why are tires shaped like donuts? Subliminal advertising to get us to buy more donuts.
Why don't donuts come in different sizes like coffee? Government think tanks determined eons ago that the current size is perfect for transporting and storage.
Why is it when some gun freak goes postal nobody ever wonders if he was on coffee and donuts? Probably because he was denied donuts as a child and that severely traumatized him.
Why is it whenever coprporate execs meet to fuck over the consumer or environment, they always start the meetings with coffee and donuts? Because we consumers haven't realized that we need to meet over coffee and donuts to screw over the establishment my man.
Why do Mexicans celebrate Dia de Los Muertos with skull-shaped donuts? No matter what nationality or language one speaks, everyone recognizes a donut.
Why is Kekule's benzine ring shaped like a donut? Ring shaped donuts are a universally recognized shape. Hence the ring shaped Benzine molecile.
Why is Earth's magnetic field shaped like a donut? See above.
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