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Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? - 9/9/2008 11:37:37 AM   
VivaciousSub


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Status: offline 		A good friend of mine posed the following question today, and it's so amusing I had to share. Thoughts, everyone?

(2:29:58 PM): you ever wonder if people are distracted by boobs in tense hostage situations(2:30:16 PM): like .... "fuck we're all going to die, god damn that chick has huge tits and I can almost see them"(2:30:27 PM): I have issues ....


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RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? - 9/9/2008 11:43:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		Tits are always a good thing.  However, I think your friend had it backwards, I think the thought process would be "Damn those are some nice tits, fuck we all might die and those tits are going to go to waste."

Just a thought,
Thadius

P.S. Nah, I don't think they would be a distraction, at least for me.  It's not like "shinies" for some folks.

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RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? - 9/9/2008 11:48:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		Tits going to waste, in my opinion, is almost as bad as beer going to waste. Both lead to a poor impression of the evening. 

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RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? - 9/9/2008 4:12:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was in a car accident once.
The van we were in turned over completely.
I recall thinking as I somersaulted...
I can see up Sandy's skirt.
Am I ill?

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RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? - 9/9/2008 6:47:03 PM   
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RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? - 9/9/2008 8:07:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

I was in a car accident once.
The van we were in turned over completely.
I recall thinking as I somersaulted...
I can see up Sandy's skirt.
Am I ill?


No, I'd say you're one lucky sumbitch! I'd hate you, but you make me laugh.


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RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? - 9/9/2008 8:35:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		That sounds like something my Man would say! lol  He loves boobies... thank God... Since mine are DDs.... lol

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RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? - 9/9/2008 8:42:37 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Thadius

Tits are always a good thing.  However, I think your friend had it backwards, I think the thought process would be "Damn those are some nice tits, fuck we all might die and those tits are going to go to waste."

Just a thought,
Thadius

P.S. Nah, I don't think they would be a distraction, at least for me.  It's not like "shinies" for some folks.


Aww, no titmotizing for you?    If you put glitter on them, they could be shiny.



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RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? - 9/9/2008 9:43:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh I have been known to get lost in a drooling gaze at an amazing pair of tits.  However, if the situation was "Hey there's a nice pair" and "Oh shit we are all going to die", I have to believe my thoughts would be on the survival part.

One more thing, shiny tits are great too.  I have spent many a dollar enjoying them.

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RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? - 9/9/2008 10:22:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Thadius

Oh I have been known to get lost in a drooling gaze at an amazing pair of tits.  However, if the situation was "Hey there's a nice pair" and "Oh shit we are all going to die", I have to believe my thoughts would be on the survival part.

One more thing, shiny tits are great too.  I have spent many a dollar enjoying them.


Yeah, but, would you want to survive even more because you just saw a really nice pair and want to get to know them better? lol

ME TOO!!!  There is nothing like a nice lemon drop martini and nekkid girls with shiny boobages.  It just sucks when you go home with glitter all over your face, gets all in the bed, gotta change the sheets.......  But I digress....  Excellent observations Thadius.  :)



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RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? - 9/9/2008 10:46:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		There is the ever-popular licking booze off of tits!  

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ORIGINAL: VivaciousSub
Tits going to waste, in my opinion, is almost as bad as beer going to waste. Both lead to a poor impression of the evening. 


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RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? - 9/10/2008 2:46:36 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

There is the ever-popular licking booze off of tits!  

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ORIGINAL: VivaciousSub
Tits going to waste, in my opinion, is almost as bad as beer going to waste. Both lead to a poor impression of the evening. 



Excellent idea!



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RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? - 9/10/2008 9:08:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		When I had to be put under for dental surgery I worried about them looking at my boobs. Do you think they did?

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RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? - 9/10/2008 9:56:24 AM   
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RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? - 9/10/2008 10:16:52 AM   
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RE: Tits + Hostage Situations = ??? - 9/10/2008 10:42:01 AM   
subtee


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Status: offline 		Hahahaha, very clever. They've been here before. Some may remember them.

It used to be that to participate on some threads the regulars made you share first. "Tit for tat," you might say.

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