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Which Are You? - 9/9/2008 7:45:34 PM

MadAxeman

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Joined: 8/28/2008
From: UK
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A MASTER
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound,
Is more powerful than a locomotive,
Is faster than a speeding bullet,
Walks on water,
Gives policy to God.

A SWITCH
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds,
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine,
Is faster than a speeding BB,
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool,
Talks with God if special request is approved.

A NEUTRAL
Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings,
Loses tug-of-war with locomotives,
Can fire a speeding bullet,
Swims well,
Is occasionally addressed by God.

A SUB
Runs into buildings,
Recognizes locomotives two out of three times,
Is not issued ammunition,
Can stay afloat with a life jacket,
Talks to animals.

A SLAVE
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings,
Says, "Look at the choo choo",
Wets themselves with a water pistol,
Plays in mud puddles,
Talks to theirselves.

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RE: Which Are You? - 9/10/2008 12:51:08 AM

darchChylde

Posts: 5279
Joined: 9/28/2006
From: Warm Springs, GA but i live in San Francisco.
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i am...

A darchChylde
Leaps tall bullets in a single bound,
Is louder than a locomotive,
Is faster than a speeding building,
Walks on waterbeds,
Listens to all the voices equally.

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I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: Which Are You? - 9/10/2008 12:58:58 AM

BKSir

Posts: 4037
Joined: 4/8/2008
From: Salt Lake City, UT
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I don't know if I quite fit into any of these categories perfectly... Or rather, I think I fit into ALL of them a bit too perfectly, depending on the day, and sometimes multiple, at the same time.

Either way, I'm currently laughing my ass off.

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We'll begin with a spin, traveling in a world of my creation. What we'll see will defy explanation.

I am the voices in your head.

BiggKatt Studios

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RE: Which Are You? - 9/10/2008 6:42:46 AM

BlackPhx

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Joined: 11/8/2006
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A SWITCH
Leaps Medium buildings with a running start off the head of a slave,
Is more powerful than a Mack Truck
Is faster than a thrown knife,
Walks on subs and Doms in equanimity,
Talks like a God when need be.

poenkitten wishing people would get it right

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