NihilusZero
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ORIGINAL: ThatDaveGuy69 But let's play a little mental game. Let's pretend that creationism worms its way into the PUBLIC curriculum. You've suddenly created a religious institution out of a state-funded school. Lot's of constitutional problems there, but that's another thread. Now let's pretend that I have a religion that I practice (uhg!) and teach to my children. My religion says a great turtle shit out the universe after an all-nighter of margaritas and grilled shrimp. Now we all have to accept that MY religion is JUST AS VALID as any other. So when does the great turtle myth of creation get taught? And what do I tell my kids when they are mocked for not beleiving that "god" did it all? How many versions of creation are you willing to have taught? How many are you willing to fund? It spirals out of control pretty damn fast, doesn't it... This is fantastically to the point and is precisely how Michael Shermer dealt with the issue during a public debate with noted creationist Duane Gish. This is an excerpt: quote:
For me the highlight of the evening was when I polled the audience as to how many agreed with Gish that the creation story should be taught in public schools. A veritable phalanx of hands shot up. I then went through a series of slides of different creation stories from around the world, asking for a show of hands as to how many think that this creation story or that creation story should be taught in public schools. Of course, no one raised their hands because they think all these other creation stories are silly myths. These are from the chapter in my book Why People Believe Weird Things on how to debate a creationist: --No Creation Story from India, where "The world has always existed as it is now, unchanging from eternity." --The Slain Monster Creation Story from Sumeria-Babylonia, where "The world was created from the parts of a slain monster." --The Primordial Parents Creation Stories from the Zuni Indians, Cook Islanders, and Egyptians, where "The world was created by the interaction of primordial parents." --The Cosmic Egg Creation Stories from Japan, Samoa, Persia, and China, where "The world was generated from an egg." --The Sea Creation Stories from the Burmese, Choctaw Indians, and Icelanders, where "The world was created from out of the sea." --The Spoken Edict Creation Stories from the Mayans, the Egyptians, and the Hebrews, where "The world sprang into being at the command of a god." When I got to this last slide no one raised their hand, so I left if up and said, "Uh, are you SURE you don't want this last one taught, because THIS creation story is YOURS." Slowly it dawned on them what I was doing. Some hands started to go up, but the rest didn't want to be trapped any further. I then drove home the point that to insist that the government force public school children to learn one religious creation story to the exclusion of all others is not only in violation of the First Amendment's establishment clause, it is religious bigotry. Since they didn't seem to be getting my point, I went over the top and yelled out "Shame on you. SHAME ON YOU. This is bigotry. It is racism. And it is wrong."
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