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This kinda makes sense - 9/12/2008 8:35:19 PM

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A woman’s husband dies, and she tells the funeral director that she wants him to be buried in a blue suit instead of the black suit he’s wearing. The widow hands him a blank check and leaves. At the wake, she sees her husband wearing a beautiful blue suit and asks how much it cost.
“Not a thing,” says the director.
“When you left, a corpse wearing a blue suit came in, and he was the same size as your husband. I asked the other widow if she’d be OK having her husband in a black suit, and she said yes.”
“That must have been a lot of work to redress two bodies,” says the widow.
“Not at all,” replies the director.
“I just switched the heads.”

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RE: This kinda makes sense - 9/12/2008 11:00:08 PM

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EWWWWWWWW!!!!!! LOL

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RE: This kinda makes sense - 9/13/2008 5:27:15 AM

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RE: This kinda makes sense - 9/13/2008 8:20:46 AM

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*SNORRRRTT* *cleans coffee out of beard and mustache; AGAIN*
damn; there he goes giving away trade secrets

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RE: This kinda makes sense - 9/13/2008 8:22:08 AM

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RE: This kinda makes sense - 9/13/2008 1:35:47 PM

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UGH! that was bad.

undressing and redressing a dead body *is* damn hard..

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RE: This kinda makes sense - 9/13/2008 2:23:50 PM

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EEWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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RE: This kinda makes sense - 9/13/2008 4:28:35 PM

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Nah it is like dressing a cranky toddler as long as rigor has gone off. Besides since they are not moving around you can always just slit the suit up the back and fit it on that way..like a life size paper doll, it's what they usually do

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RE: This kinda makes sense - 9/15/2008 4:21:01 PM

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Hahaha, omg thats horrable!
rofl

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