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I need advice... - 9/13/2008 2:46:00 PM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		I'm a 52 year old Dom and I have a submissive under consideration.  She's 25 years old, a previous Penthouse Pet, and she told me that she has a PhD from MIT in Particle Physics.

I have two questions.

1. I just found out that she only has a Master's in Particle Physics.  This concerns me because I inflexibly hold Integrity in high regard.  Normally, I would dismiss one who misrepresented herself to me. However, she has very big boobs, er... I mean that the compatibility and chemistry between us is incredibly fulfilling to me.  So should I make a onetime exception in my rigorous requirements for Truth and Honesty in a submissive?

2. I told her that I was 35 and sent her a picture of Brad Pitt, telling her that it was me.  What should I do when we first meet?

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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 2:47:47 PM   
beargonewild


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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 2:48:33 PM   
christine1


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Status: offline 		oh okay...good luck dude.  on a more humorous side...live well and well, whatever!

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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 2:50:03 PM   
SlvrFox


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Status: offline 		If what you say is true about the picture you sent her then your honesty also comes into question. Do you not hold yourself to the same high standards as you would a potential submissive?

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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 2:51:22 PM   
DarkSteven


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quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

What does the book say? 


See Dick.  See Dick Dominate Jane. 

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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 2:51:56 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		If she believed a picture of Brad Pitt was a 35 year old, her common sense should be looked at... much less her inability to decipher the letters at the end of her own name.

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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 2:52:21 PM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		That works unless Jane actually is Jack before surgery.


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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 2:52:21 PM   
lronitulstahp


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Status: offline 		Tell her that you're in the process of making "Fight Club 2- the midlife crisis edition" and that you're keeping the makeup and bodysuit on to "stay in character" a la method acting. 

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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 2:54:13 PM   
subtlebutterfly


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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 2:55:42 PM   
Raechard


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Status: offline 		This should help:

http://www.ehow.com/how_2236804_look-like-brad-pitt.html

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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 2:57:54 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		Dear Steven,

It seems that you have gotten yourself involved in a pickle, wrapped up in a clusterphuk, and stuffed into a web of untruthfulness.  Hmmm....  I would have to say that you both go into the naughty corner - but not together - we can't reward bad behavior that way.  Integrity and honesty must never be compromised.  You must send this lying hussy on her way.  As for you...  well, dear man, I think you are having a slip in your personal identity.  It seems that the thought of this lusty wench caused you to breach your own code of ethics.  She's obviously no good for you, it's better that she's gone now.  Good lord, man, look at you!  You're hardly recognizable!  *smacks ya' around a bit to knock the sense back into you*  There now... are you a little more back to normal?

If yes, then my work here is done.  *giggles*  

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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 2:59:06 PM   
SoulPiercer


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Status: offline 		Dude! Are you serious??

The big boobs .. I mean chemistry between the two of you far outweighs a small lie about some fancy smanshy degree. After all .. besides building a suitcase nuke, what can she really do with a PhD in Particle Physics. Remember, a PhD is meaningless if she doesn't have DSLs. Dick Sucking Lips for those who don't know.

Add to that .. from now on .. when you go to parties .. you can point at her and say .. "Penthouse Pet. I'm nailing that."

As for the first meeting - Tell her you were horribly scarred while rescuing kitties who were trapped in a fire during hurrican Ike. Rather than waiting for all that wind and water to douse the fire, you risked your own face to rescue them. Chicks with huge boobs love kitties.

Good luck man.

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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 3:01:02 PM   
lronitulstahp


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

What does the book say? 


See Dick.  See Dick Dominate Jane. 


Well no, not yet....are there pictures????  i figure since everything you say is supposed to be taken literally now...dick should be visible somewhere around here....



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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 3:02:52 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 3:03:14 PM   
SoulPiercer


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

Tell her that you're in the process of making "Fight Club 2- the midlife crisis edition" and that you're keeping the makeup and bodysuit on to "stay in character" a la method acting. 


Dang .. I wish I had thought of that. Great idea.

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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 3:03:14 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		Tulip...  why must you make the Dick so big?  hehehe...  oh yeah, it's just a natural occurence when you're around! 

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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 3:03:53 PM   
Quivver


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Status: offline 		Personally I wonder who's bullshitting who on this one.  

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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 3:04:51 PM   
faerytattoodgirl


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Status: offline 		a male sending a fake picture?  well...i never....




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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 3:06:50 PM   
ThatDaveGuy69


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Status: offline 		Sorry, but I just don't see a way for you to work this out.

Send the highly educated young lady to me that I might comfort her heartbreak.

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RE: I need advice... - 9/13/2008 3:08:27 PM   
lronitulstahp


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Tulip...  why must you make the Dick so big?  hehehe...  oh yeah, it's just a natural occurence when you're around! 
i sooo like you.......

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