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Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 6:55:41 PM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		In response from another thread and request of a poster on CM, I felt it is a civic duty to warn everyone about Holly's cooking. It seems it is bad enough that the fire department has been involved. I beg everyone not to eat her cooking, it can be hazardous to you health due to the smoke from the food being burnt. Plus she has been known to trip over shoe laces, walk into door handles and drive with the emergency brake still engaged. Holly is a walking accident waiting to happen and it's best to keep a wide berth.

this public service announcement was brought to you by The Concerned Citizen Coalition.



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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 7:05:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		So is the food itself the dangerous part or the chance of being burned alive and other possible threats (flying pots of boiling water, slipping knives, toxic smoke, etc...)?

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 7:06:50 PM   
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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 7:08:07 PM   
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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 7:08:15 PM   
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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 7:08:30 PM   
Thadius


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Status: offline 		Thank you for providing such a valuable service.  Many will be saved by this information.

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 7:09:21 PM   
Aylee


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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 7:09:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		i wasnt aware that you "cook" a grilled cheese.

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 7:10:26 PM   
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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 7:12:50 PM   
sappatoti


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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 7:13:34 PM   
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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 7:21:01 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 7:22:32 PM   
trappedinamuseum


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Status: offline 		well, there was this one night I got her a little drunk, and she told me all about it.

And, the "noodle incident"  (Calvin and Hobbes fans will understand)


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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 7:22:49 PM   
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Cancer warning, Holly's cooking?

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 7:24:59 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		Ahhh now... she makes a good hero sammie!  But actually... she might be the friend to have because of all those firemen...  (I couldn't help it holly, smile)

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 7:35:22 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		There was an incident that occured some time ago that caused Holly and Jim to have to purchase a new stove.  I'm not really sure what happened, but be afraid, people... be very afraid. 

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 7:44:58 PM   
BRNaughtyAngel


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Status: offline 		I've heard that every recipe at her house starts off with, "have fire extinguisher ready". 

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 8:56:08 PM   
KMsAngel


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Status: offline 		damn it, maybe her cooking is full of incidents, but she's a good friend! leave her be!

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 8:57:28 PM   
Aylee


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quote:

ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel

I've heard that every recipe at her house starts off with, "have fire extinguisher ready". 


Umm. . . so do Alton Brown's.  And every trip with my boss. 

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RE: Safety Message about Holly's Cooking - 9/13/2008 11:51:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		Lost the whole stove huh. Thats pretty good there.

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