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Big People Words - 9/13/2008 9:28:51 PM

MadAxeman

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Little Johnny was in his first week of kindergarten, when the teacher
asked the children to get up in front of the class and tell what they'd
done on their summer vacation.
"I went to see my Nana.", said Johnny.
"No", the teacher interrupted,"this is BIG people school, not preschool. We use BIG people words. You went to see your Grandmother."
"Yes,"Johnny continued, "I went to see my Grandmother, and I rode on
the Choo-choo."
"Now, Johnny,"the teacher again interrupted, "remember....BIG people
school. BIG people words. You went to see your Grandmother, and you rode
on the train."
"Yes,"he continued, "I rode on the train....and my grandmother bought me a new book."
"And what was the name of that book?", the teacher asked.
After much thought...and a minute of silence, Johnny answered....
"Winnie the Shit"

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RE: Big People Words - 9/14/2008 3:28:04 AM

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SNORT dang it; am dribbling coffee out my nose aready this morning.

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RE: Big People Words - 9/14/2008 5:23:04 AM

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HEHEHEH serves her right

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RE: Big People Words - 9/14/2008 7:42:51 AM

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LOL once again I like it.

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RE: Big People Words - 9/15/2008 4:59:50 AM

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A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her Grade Two class because she realizes Little Johnny's habit of using sexual innuendo is going to cause some trouble.

Johnny remains attentive throughout the whole class and, finally, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class.

One little boy raises his hand, 'I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs.'

`Very good, William,' said the teacher.

'My mummy had a baby,' said little Esther.

'Oh, that's nice,' replied the teacher.

Finally, Little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him. 'I was watching TV yesterday and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two guns.'

The teacher was relieved but puzzled, 'And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?'

'It'll teach those Indians not to f*** with the Lone Ranger.'

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RE: Big People Words - 9/15/2008 1:38:30 PM

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Hahaha, thats funny!!
Kids say the darndest things...

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