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monywildcat -> RE: Another one of those (9/16/2008 12:02:52 AM)

Oh man!  What am I doing wrong???  I don't get any of these "I haven't read your profile but I am emailing you anyway and here's a picture of my penis!  Kneel, bitch!" emails.  [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m14.gif[/image]  I'm off to bang my head, for entirely different reasons. 

Me and my friends used to play a drinking game with this penis pics.  For every email that I would get that had a penis pic, we get a shot.  This works great with craigslist too.  We would be loaded in no time.  [sm=buddies.gif]



simpleplan2 -> RE: Another one of those (9/16/2008 3:39:08 AM)

Mine says that I can't use CMchat.  Wanna know how many chat requests I get?  Other than that, it doesn't say much at all.  I get "Your profile interests me" or some such rot.  It doesn't say anything...how the hell is that interesting?  After getting a lot of these, I finally cut and paste the profile and sent it back to one of the guys (one who asked if I meant what I said) and told him that, yeah I really can't use CM chat and asked EXACTLY how was it interesting.  He said "I really just want to f***  you." OK...that I get!



tsatske -> RE: Another one of those (9/16/2008 5:36:43 AM)

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I have 250 letters in my mail box right now and about 100 photos.  I have no idea what to do with all of this.  I am disappointed though, not one cock shot in the lot!


OMG, How did you manage that! I have gotten cockshots on every service I have ever belonged to!

The last time I belonged to AOL, they TOSSed my profile because it included the word penis. (well, actually, p*n1s, which is what annoyed me, it meant it wasn't the bot that TOSSed me, a human read my profile and vetoed it. idiot.)
My profile said, 'please do not send me pictures of your p*n1s' When I got TOSSed, i changed it to, 'please do not send me pictures of you, or anyone else, wearing less than you would wear to the grocery.'

And you know what I learned? the US is BRIMMING with large, full service nudist colonies that even include their own groceries! Who Knew!



tsatske -> RE: Another one of those (9/16/2008 5:48:59 AM)

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Maybe if you explain here, someone can help you.


actually, i was just kvetching. I am going to describe the problem, as you suggested, but it might get the thread pulled - there was a thread specifically on the problem, and it got pulled. Now, THAT annoyed me - it made me feel better that it is a known bug, and a CM Mod came on and said, 'yes, we know, we are trying to fix it', but why pull the thread? In amongst all the general bitching, you might find clues to help you fix the problem.

We know the problem has been going on since at least December. I can not send out mail, nor can Master, nor our couples profile. Nor can my sisterslave. We started a completely different profile, just to see if that helped - it didn't. Master and I use different computers - and different browsers. (I am a freak. I use Opera) For a while we thought the problem was somewhere in our connection - we do share a networked highspeed connection - then my part time little sister slave discovered she could not send out mail, either - and she doesn't even live with us. So, I began to think it was some kind of thing where CM would not send out your mail if you had EVER signed onto CM at our house. LOL. But then someone started the thread I mentioned, in which some other people said, 'yea, me too', and a Mod came along and said it is a known bug and they are working on it.
I sent mail to tech support, but didn't hear back. Honestly, i doubt if they got it, others have told me that CM tech support is very good.
The mail shows up as read - but not right away. in a few hours after being sent, it will show up as read. Honestly, I think Master had this problem when He met me - none of his mail ever got to me, but some wild angel was lurking and CM chat decided to work when he chat requested me - the ONLY time CM chat has ever worked for me. Bless that wild angel, whereever she be.
So maybe the problem is Master, and it's like contagous, and anyone that kisses him it happens to. Hey, where is that bitch that started the thread on that?



tsatske -> RE: Another one of those (9/16/2008 5:55:14 AM)

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b) We (again, me) do some research and, rarely (one in five or so), we get a "do I know you from somewhere" or a "you seem to know too much about me" kind of emails (you know who you are who have said this to me).


Now, THAT's funny. I can't imagine anyone being annoyed or afeared at someone doing five minutes research.

On our very first date, I tried one of my standard jokes with Master. I say 'My Mom lives in Elizabeth, IN. Do you know where that is?'
And EVERYONE answers, 'No, never heard of it.'
Then I can say, "No reason you should. It is actually a reservation set up by the federal goverment for the containment of my maternal family. If you ever visit us, you will be pleased with how the goverment is spending your money. In fact, you'll wish they would spend a little more, put up a fence.' (My Mother HATES that joke.)
When I asked Master if He ever heard of Elizabeth, IN, His answer was 'Sure'. I'm like, 'what???' He said, - I googled you.
I was honestly flattered. :)



OsideGirl -> RE: Another one of those (9/16/2008 7:17:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mztresn0w

I love the e-mail where they claim they have read my profile and yet I know they haven't.
I'll get emails....."I loved your profile and everything it implies."  Huh? My profile says, "Just here for the forums". Which of those five words did you enjoy most?

I'm amazed at the people who:

1) Somehow think they're the exception to me being here just for the forums.

2) Send me long notes planning out the rest of my life while ignoring that I'm just here for forums.

3) Send requests for naked pictures without even once including the word "please".

4) Get offended when I reiterate that I'm just here for the forums.



CreativeDominant -> RE: Another one of those (9/16/2008 7:32:03 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

You know better than to write back anyway, especially someone who thinks textspeech is the pinnacle of the written language.

You might try opening a new profile with just an extra number or letter added to your name. Unfortunately glitches like yours usually go on for months.


Am I just hopelessly old-fashioned?  I don't even use textspeak when I ... rarely...send text messages.  And whatever happened to just plain old-fashioned reading AND comprehending?  Have our schools gotten that bad...or has society gotten that rude?  (Yeah, yeah I KNOW...another dig at "today's" world as it is).  I just now read through your profile and let me see if I have this right...
you have a Master
you are called Jeff's little slut on his profile
you cannot send email from collarme but you and He live in Yahell
If someone would like you to contact them, they can include 'contactmeat_____' information
you are seeking a sister submissive but you make room for all friends.

That's a one time read, without referring back.  Isn't that what you are supposed to be able to do when reading?



lovingpet -> RE: Another one of those (9/16/2008 11:56:55 AM)

Geez!!!!  I am really beginning to worry about the lack of action at my inbox!  giggles

I do not receive one liners, rude emails, or naked pics.  I have only received one rude email and that was because I dared disagree with the person on a very sensitive issue.  I blocked that person and moved on.  My profile currently shows me a part of a couple and as being switch, but this held true when I had it set up as a single submissive/slave.  Dunno what's so intimidating. 

Please all the rude, idiotic emails possible please!  It would make me feel oh so very special! [:D]  Just kidding... uh.... maybe.

lovingpet

Now back to your regularly scheduled thread!



tsatske -> RE: Another one of those (9/16/2008 6:12:21 PM)

well, Cr8ive (sorry, just couldn't resist txting your name <grin> )
apparently my profile has all the information it should, and easily enough to read, if someone wants to get it. I guess many just - don't.
some that i end up really sorry I can't mail back. The one who offered to rent me, for instance. I mean, the cash would have come in handy.
which is another question i often have about strange messages. Why do so many men, who do, to give them credit, clearly read far enough into my profile to see that I am owned - then send messages worded as to be clearly aimed at Master, to me? I mean, the nearly first thing on my profile is his screen name. So why send me a message that says, 'she is HAWT. You are a lucky man. Do you allow her to be used by others?' (which I read to mean, do you allow her to be used by random strangers who can't even read a profile with enough comprehension to find His email on there and mail Him directly?) but maybe I'm interpretting that wrongly...



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