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Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 5:22:53 AM   
Thadius


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A Saudi cleric calls for the death of Mickey Mouse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmgFQiaYEdk 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/saudiarabia/2963744/Mickey-Mouse-must-die-says-Saudi-Arabian-cleric.html 

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The cleric, a former diplomat at the Saudi embassy in Washington DC, said that under Sharia, both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed.

According to a translation prepared by the Middle East Media Research Institute, an American press monitoring service, he said: "The mouse is one of Satan's soldiers and is steered by him.

"Mickey Mouse has become an awesome character, even though according to Islamic law, Mickey Mouse should be killed in all cases."


It's a small world after all...

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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 6:06:19 AM   
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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 6:10:16 AM   
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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 6:12:32 AM   
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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 6:14:48 AM   
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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 6:18:13 AM   
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I wonder if that fatwa also applies to cartoon-within-a-cartoon mice, like the one in Itchy and Scratchy.

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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 6:21:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		It would be a shame if what this cleric had to say becomes a reason for extreme fanatics to undertake yet another jihad.

Walt Disney World (WDW) been slowly building up security measures over the past few years at the parks here in Florida. The way the queues are now structured for guests to get into the parks makes it easy enough for WDW to install metal detectors and/or bomb sniffers if need be.

But to get back to the point of the OP, has anyone, anywhere posted an independent review of what the Sharia says? I could not find such an article so. At this point, we're getting a one-sided view of what that Islamic law states and means.

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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 6:41:54 AM   
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Naw, never mind. We wouldn't want to confuse him. Just send a message that I am getting the fleet formed at Star Base Alpha and I will start the attack at any time. That mouse is toast.

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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 6:43:35 AM   
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So, besides the money thing...what's your beef, Aileen ?


Maybe he really sucks at anal?

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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 6:49:52 AM   
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Has anyone explained to the man that Mickey isn't real?

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You do realize that besides the mouse needing to be killed, all that the mouse touches needs to be cast out? ;-)

While it's easy to make the jokes about this being a cartoon character, it's those people, places, and corporations that are tied to this cartoon character that are real.

"Remember, it all started with a mouse."

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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 7:00:19 AM   
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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 7:06:11 AM   
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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 7:09:00 AM   
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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 7:15:25 AM   
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You know why Mickey left Minnie, don't you?

Because she was fucking Goofy.


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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 7:34:19 AM   
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It's all very funny until someone flies a jetliner into a building...


Apples and oranges, Merc. Perhaps if more people ridiculed the absurd we would have fewer suicide bombers. Think there may be a reason for the shortage of Islamic humorists ?


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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 7:37:43 AM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan

It's about time. Death to Mickey and all his little white gloved pals... except for Goofy, of course. I've always had a soft spot for that big lug.


Mickey's a fucking smarmy bastard. Even as a kid, I wanted him to die a violent death:  off with his self-righteous head.

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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 7:42:18 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

It's all very funny until someone flies a jetliner into a building...


Apples and oranges, Merc. Perhaps if more people ridiculed the absurd we would have fewer suicide bombers. Think there may be a reason for the shortage of Islamic humorists ?


Think so? Not in Amsterdam where putting up a cartoon gets you killed while the murderer is hailed by a hero by the leaders of the Islamic community.

The reason there is a "shortage of Islamic humorists" is right here. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jyllands-Posten_Muhammad_cartoons_controversy

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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 7:44:02 AM   
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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 7:45:27 AM   
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I hope and pray ducks are not covered by Sharia Law.


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RE: Fatwa issued against Mickey. - 9/16/2008 7:45:34 AM   
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Yeah I wanted to kill Mickey when I was in Disney.  After all...he had just bent me over, anally raped me and took all of my money. 



Guess financial domination isn't for everyone.

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