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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 12:12:26 PM   
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Your ship is so drenched with blood that people think it's a Mardi Gras float. This is okay because it means that the women, err, we mean "wenches" will often lift up their shirts as ye sail by. And you thought pirating had no career benefits!

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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 12:13:54 PM   
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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 12:17:03 PM   
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Your super powers are traveling in time and looking good in Spandex, but you can't open a jar by yourself. If only you had X-Ray vision, you wouldn't be running into things all the time. You cloud women's minds to have your way with them (and sometimes men, too). You can't fly if you've been drinking at all. You never sweat, unlike most Superheroes who are pulling their own weight. Hmmmm. You secretly like women more than men (just look at the way you're dressed). You use your power of time travel to save on dress sales.

 
 

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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 12:29:17 PM   
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Your super powers are super hearing and returning library books on time, but you can't tie your own shoes or cook spaghetti. You never sweat even when you use your super strength. You cloud men's minds to have your way with them (and sometimes women, too). You use your flying ability even if you've been drinking, which you do a lot. You often look like you just got out of bed. At least your cute little super-butt looks super good in Spandex. Yo, Mama! You became a Superhero after the Police Department rejected you.
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Library books - Damn right!  Lol.
 
Spandex - Ew.


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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 12:32:10 PM   
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If only you had X-Ray vision, you wouldn't be running into things all the time.


Sheesh!!!! You stole the Clumsy One's true identity!!!!

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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 12:42:16 PM   
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Your hot little super-hienie looks good in Spandex, but you squander your super hearing ability listening to rap music all day. You can't parallel park or set the VCR to tape a show. On the other hand, you never sweat even when you use your super strength. If you would just stop clouding men's minds for cheap sex then your infection might clear up. You use your flying ability even if you've been drinking, and because you don't have super speed it takes you all day to do the laundry. You secretly have the hots for The Flash and would trip him and beat him to the floor (if you could catch him, that is).



wheeeee...i have a hot little super-heinie....

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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 12:45:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

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If only you had X-Ray vision, you wouldn't be running into things all the time.


Sheesh!!!! You stole the Clumsy One's true identity!!!!


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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 12:46:44 PM   
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Your super powers include super speed and changing the channel on TV 500 times a second, but you can't time travel and you don't look good in Spandex. You can parallel park, but it doesn't take a Superhero to get within three feet of the curb, if you know what we mean. Your X-Ray vision is mostly used when playing cards, you worthless cheater. You sweat a lot, like most Superheroes. You also use your X-Ray vision to check out men's naked bodies in the grocery store, looking for crotchless leather underwear.

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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 1:15:34 PM   
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It's all in the attitude... I mean piratitude. 

Long ago and far away, in a recording studio near Detroit Michigan that was owned by sadistic gentleman who looked a lot like me, there was a 60ft. long hallway.  In that hallway was a collection of several hundred very striking postcards.  Each and every card was it work of art that connected with and impacted the viewer.  Whether it was a photo that captured a frozen moment in time or something that pushed life’s beauty and contrast in your face, they were all epic in content despite their postcard size. 

That hallway led to the restroom and the coffee bar at the back of the studio.  It was a long walk.  The object of the wall was to create something of artistic interest for the artists that worked in the studio on their way to take a break. 

Often I would hear stories about someone getting “lost in time” on the way back from the restroom or the coffee bar as they got caught up in the plethora of art work.  More than once I have heard a producer or fellow artists ask “ what ever happened to …”.  Inevitably we would find the missing person somewhere at the end of the hallway. 
It grew to be a very unique collection and performers sent me things to add to it from all over the world.  It grew to have a reputation of its own.  It was truly an art gallery with every piece framed.  Artists that were new to the facility would tell me they had heard of the collection when their friends told them about the studio. 

This hallway, this postcard gallery and the arrangement of the themes in the gallery was very important.  When it was done right, it had the same impact as being in a museum.  With hundreds of pieces set up in a staggered arrangement of 5 and 6 high, if you spent 20 seconds looking at each one, it took about 2 hours to view them all.  The point of this story is about the postcard I chose to be the first one in the collection.  It wasn’t hard for me to decide which one was to be the first on exhibit. 

The very first card was a sepia tone photograph of an old Harley Electra Glide with the leather clad biker napping on the seat.  His feet were up on the handlebars and his helmet was being used as a pillow as it rest on the bitch pad.  His hands were folded over his belly and both him and the Harley, which rested on its kick stand, looked powerful and peaceful.  Underneath the photograph at the very bottom in an unimposing cursive font was the word “attitude”. 

It’s all in the attitude.  Just saying…

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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 1:34:31 PM   
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I dig the way you write

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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 1:50:16 PM   
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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 1:59:05 PM   
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Your super powers include super hearing and getting underage boys drunk, but you don't have super speed and you don't look good in Spandex. You can parallel park, but it doesn't take a Superhero to get within three feet of the curb, you know? You have X-Ray vision but are always setting fire to things by accident, like that poodle the other day. You cloud men's minds to have your way with them (and sometimes women, too). You almost never wear underwear, but when you do you like it crotchless.
 
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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 2:09:02 PM   
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You have super speed and can fix a perfect omelet every time, but you can't fly worth a damn. You never sweat, unlike most Superheroes who are pulling their own weight. Hmmmm. Now if you would just stop clouding men's minds for free dinners we'd all rest easy. You also use your X-Ray vision to ogle men's naked bodies in the grocery store. You can travel in time, but you only do it to cheat at the stock market. You hope the other Superheroes don't find out that you starred in some naughty films before landing this gig.


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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 2:49:05 PM   
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You have super speed and can fix a perfect omelet every time, but you can't fly worth a damn. You never sweat, unlike most Superheroes who are pulling their own weight. Hmmmm. Now if you would just stop clouding men's minds for free dinners we'd all rest easy. You also use your X-Ray vision to ogle men's naked bodies in the grocery store. You can travel in time, but you only do it to cheat at the stock market. You hope the other Superheroes don't find out that you starred in some naughty films before landing this gig.

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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 3:06:47 PM   
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Your hot little super-hienie looks good in Spandex, but you squander your super hearing ability listening to rap music all day. You can't parallel park or set the VCR to tape a show. On the other hand, you never sweat even when you use your super strength. If you would just stop clouding men's minds for cheap sex then your infection might clear up. You use your flying ability even if you've been drinking, and because you don't have super speed it takes you all day to do the laundry. You secretly have the hots for The Flash and would trip him and beat him to the floor (if you could catch him, that is).
 
Too funny.

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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 3:33:36 PM   
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You enjoy ravishing young maidens so much that the Pirate Society gave you a Merit Badge. Unfortunately it also means you've been banned from most of the local convents, soda shops, whorehouses, . Arrrr, no one ever said the Pirate Life was easy!


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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 4:01:00 PM   
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Your super powers include nude modeling and X-Ray vision, but you can't time travel or cloud men's minds. You have super speed but never use it, you lazy wench. You look good in Spandex, and you cloud women's minds to have your way with them (and sometimes men, too). You're lacking in the strength department, though, and couldn't pick up a Q-Tip if your life depended on it. You sweat a lot and secretly want to be ravished by all of the X-Men at once. You are without a doubt the kinkiest Superhero of them all.

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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 10:01:34 PM   
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You have super hearing and can remove bottle caps with your teeth, but you can't boil water successfuly or tell time. You never sweat even when you use your super strength. You like crotchless leather underwear a bit too much. If you could cloud men's minds we'd all be in trouble. You also use your X-Ray vision to ogle guy's crotches in the grocery store. You can travel in time, but you only do it to cheat at the stock market. Your super-butt looks good in Spandex and you love wearing thongs, you sex-machine.


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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/19/2008 11:51:26 PM   
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You enjoy ravishing young maidens so much that the Pirate Society gave you a Merit Badge. Unfortunately it also means you've been banned from most of the local convents, soda shops, whorehouses, . Arrrr, no one ever said the Pirate Life was easy!


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RE: Got Piratitude? - 9/20/2008 2:51:25 PM   
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I dig the way you write

I dig you too sweetherat.  Glad you liked my little slice of history.  Thank you.  I had a great 10 year long run in the music industry and loved every minute in the studio until one day I just couldn't take the noise anymore. 


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