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cyberdude611 -> Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/19/2008 11:59:17 PM)

During a European Pole Dance Championship, competitors say they want what they do recognized as a sport.

"Everything which we do requires so much strength. You train your legs and your muscles. It has nothing to do with eroticism. You have no time to think of that!" said Jeannine Wikering, the 26-year-old competitor from Germany.
"I think one day it should be an Olympic sport -- but that will take time. You would have to agree which moves on which to judge competitors, at the moment we all have such different routines," she added.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080913/tod-uk-dutch-poledance-b7e5c6f.html




subboi3382 -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 2:43:58 AM)

why not? if it requires exercise and you compete at it, it's a sport to me. lol lots of people consider nascar a sport




Aileen1968 -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 4:03:06 AM)

Who knew that picking up a dirty dollar bill with your pussy lips could get you gold.  What a world.




lazarus1983 -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 4:06:12 AM)

I, too, say "why not." Hell, if baseball can be considered a sport, why not dirty dancing? At the very least, hear them out.




mefisto69 -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 4:09:08 AM)

Ummmmm..... say there Aileen - i just washed a stack of $5 bills ~~~~~~~~




Aileen1968 -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 4:13:25 AM)

I'm old, creaky and not nearly as flexible as I used to be so I'd only slug it for a stack of $10s. 




DarkSteven -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 4:28:11 AM)

It has nothing to do with eroticism?  Damn, I must have a dirty mind.




PrincessJ77 -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 4:30:16 AM)

I just hope they disinfect the pole between dancers...ewww




kittinSol -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 6:01:54 AM)

But, what about rollerblading [:o] ?




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 6:06:22 AM)

If synchronized swimming is a sport than certainly pole dancing is too.




christine1 -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 6:07:06 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

Who knew that picking up a dirty dollar bill with your pussy lips could get you gold.  What a world.


geesh, suddenly i'm not feeling very talented anymore...




KatyLied -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 6:07:53 AM)

Anything deemed a "sport" should use a ball.  What ball does the pole dancer use?    [:D]




kittinSol -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 6:08:48 AM)

Juggling should become an Olympics sport, otherwise it's not fair.




Aileen1968 -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 6:09:25 AM)

They use two and they're usually blue.




windchymes -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 7:08:05 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KatyLied

Anything deemed a "sport" should use a ball.  What ball does the pole dancer use?    [:D]


Why, Ben-Wa's, of course! If one falls out during your routine, then it's a deduction.  If both fall out, then you're disqualified! [:D]




bipolarber -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 7:11:19 AM)

Well, I saw a dancer do target practice with what looked like ping pong balls once...




NumberSix -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 7:12:18 AM)

LOL.

Women would have to judge it, and they would be all catty and the winning score would be like an 0.35 out of 10.

Men would just go, "Huh?  That was the best!!!" to each succeeding pole dancer, regardless of the performance.





windchymes -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 7:14:56 AM)

And the French judge would just sit and pout.




NumberSix -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 7:15:43 AM)

Furthermore; if two started poledancing and they got into a girl-on-girl thing, or even got to fighting each other, what man in his right mind would step in there and forcing them apart, say, 'Alright, let's break it up you two!" ?

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Bethnai -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 7:20:08 AM)

It should be a sport. And it is beyond routine, what you can do is based on how tall you are, how much you weigh and even how big your breasts are. It is all about upper body strength.




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