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NumberSix -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 7:28:22 AM)

windchymes, you can dance on my pole, anytime.

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KatyLied -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 7:28:47 AM)

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Why, Ben-Wa's, of course! If one falls out during your routine, then it's a deduction. If both fall out, then you're disqualified!


You are too funny!




PrincessJ77 -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 8:37:29 AM)

Well, they have pole vaulting...




Jeffff -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 10:11:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: NumberSix

windchymes, you can dance on my pole, anytime.

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Would that pole be .....greased?

Jeff





NumberSix -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 10:12:56 AM)

Occasionally, I suppose.  But I rather see her as a 'c'mon and hurt me a little' sort of girl.

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Jeffff -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 10:19:49 AM)

Now THAT sounds like a weekend...:)

OuchyDom




NumberSix -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 10:25:03 AM)

Jeff, picture this.

A dark night, rain drizzling down the windowpanes, winchymes naked and kneeling, blubbering into the cell phone in a corner, and between tears, saying, 'Oh, my god, mom, he's coming at me again, gotta go!!!! love you!!!!'.

I see it as more than a weekend, of drudgery, more a lifetime.

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Jeffff -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 10:27:27 AM)

You are one smooth talkin son of a bitch!

Jeff




AMaster -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 10:29:50 AM)

Pole dancing competition works for me.   Do the losers get punished??  [:-]




Jeffff -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 10:58:34 AM)

Who would be a better pole dancer...... Cindy McCain? or Michele Obama?


Jeff
( bringing threads together for over 130 years)




windchymes -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 12:27:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NumberSix

Jeff, picture this.

A dark night, rain drizzling down the windowpanes, winchymes naked and kneeling, blubbering into the cell phone in a corner, and between tears, saying, 'Oh, my god, mom, he's coming at me again, gotta go!!!! love you!!!!'.

I see it as more than a weekend, of drudgery, more a lifetime.

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That's not rain, Jeffff's peeing off the roof again.  And that's not my mom (buzzkill!!!), I'm ordering pizza....a girl gets hungry between blow jobs, ya know!




Jeffff -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 1:01:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

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ORIGINAL: NumberSix

Jeff, picture this.

A dark night, rain drizzling down the windowpanes, winchymes naked and kneeling, blubbering into the cell phone in a corner, and between tears, saying, 'Oh, my god, mom, he's coming at me again, gotta go!!!! love you!!!!'.

I see it as more than a weekend, of drudgery, more a lifetime.

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That's not rain, Jeffff's peeing off the roof again.  And that's not my mom (buzzkill!!!), I'm ordering pizza....a girl gets hungry between blow jobs, ya know!


It's all the Black Bush.... in my glass incidently...... not on my women.......:)

Jeff





CalifChick -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 1:06:56 PM)

Jeff, now could we do this pole dancing/sliding/whatever competition in an airport parking garage?


Cali




Irishknight -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 1:15:09 PM)

They call this cup stacking game that kids play todaay a sport and its just stacking frakkin plastic cups.  At least pole dancing is exercise.




Aileen1968 -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 1:27:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Irishknight

They call this cup stacking game that kids play todaay a sport and its just stacking frakkin plastic cups.  At least pole dancing is exercise.


Have you tried that after four or five shots of Jack?   That shit is haaard.




Irishknight -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 1:31:46 PM)

I agree with that but without the Jack, it is simply practice for putting away the dishes.  And ... I know where you can find something else that gets hard after 4 or 5 shots of Jack? [;)]




Aneirin -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 3:43:07 PM)

Recognise everything as a sport and it soon becomes so bogged down in rules and other bullshit, it ceases to be enjoyable. Why cannot we just have fun without the bloody rules. There are many of us that do what we do because we enjoy it, winning and losing are all just part of the game, the game of fun.




Raechard -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 3:51:13 PM)

You'd probably object if your opponent made you play table tennis with a beach ball I'm guessing.




NumberSix -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 4:07:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

quote:

ORIGINAL: NumberSix

Jeff, picture this.

A dark night, rain drizzling down the windowpanes, winchymes naked and kneeling, blubbering into the cell phone in a corner, and between tears, saying, 'Oh, my god, mom, he's coming at me again, gotta go!!!! love you!!!!'.

I see it as more than a weekend, of drudgery, more a lifetime.

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That's not rain, Jeffff's peeing off the roof again.  And that's not my mom (buzzkill!!!), I'm ordering pizza....a girl gets hungry between blow jobs, ya know!


LOL, a humiliation girl.

OK..............pizzaface, suck it up......

(LOL, laughing maniacally)

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faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Pole dancers want to be recognized as a sport (9/20/2008 4:35:46 PM)

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competitors say they want what they do recognized as a sport.

"Everything which we do requires so much strength. You train your legs and your muscles.



so how then is bowling a sport if that doesnt require strength or exercise??? soon you will want pole dancing in the olympics!!!




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