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25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/22/2008 11:46:06 AM   
spinninsweetness


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Status: offline 		http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html

Apologies if its been posted before. But seriously.... I own more disturbing things than those! And yet, even as jaded and perverse as I am (I'm 34% perverse) the number one grossed me out totally. Urgh!

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/22/2008 11:51:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		These toys are pretty mild.    

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/22/2008 12:15:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		meh, nothing wrong with them, I sell worse things, but then I am depraved and perverted
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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/22/2008 12:15:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		Mild but some of them look fun...

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/22/2008 12:40:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		I like the sack (just not in that color) but yeah...I have seen every single one of them before. Either that says something about then or it says a LOT about me...

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/22/2008 1:57:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		Those were definately on the way mild side.  Heck, if the writers of the article found Those toys to be weird or gross, what would they say if they looked in Any of our toybags!

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/22/2008 10:25:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		The only one I found kind of disturbing was the baby jesus butt-plug... lmao... Why would someone go THERE?!?! lmao  But i agree.. very mild..

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/22/2008 10:47:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		While the toys themselves are mild, the writers are to be commended on their succinct summaries. Those are pretty damn funny. 

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/22/2008 10:48:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

The only one I found kind of disturbing was the baby jesus butt-plug... lmao... Why would someone go THERE?!?! lmao  But i agree.. very mild..


Some people really love Jesus.

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/22/2008 10:55:52 PM   
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Hahahahaha!

But I'm still not sure why the foot has a molded vagina in the heel.


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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/23/2008 2:04:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		I used to sell most of those and used to own the pig tail, but a few of the others i want to get now hehe

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/23/2008 11:08:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		they are mild and I think that I am going to enjoy my music with my slave more 

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/23/2008 11:56:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		Heh...that was awesome. The baby Jesus plug was kinda disturbing for me too, but most of those are what the general public consider "most disturbing" because they are in fact ashamed of admitting they actually own some of them!

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~ And I can't help but be curious about the tongue thing!

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/23/2008 3:25:33 PM   
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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/23/2008 6:49:01 PM   
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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/24/2008 1:57:01 AM   
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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/24/2008 2:51:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh my God, a triple boobie love doll?! I can finally live out all my "Total Recall" fantasies! And never, in my wildest dreams, did I ever think I would ever see the words "make Baby Jesus the centerpiece of your magnificent Dildo Creche". There are a lot of religious figures I would put as the centerpiece of my magnificent Dildo Creche, but I never thought to use Baby Jesus.
...Or Mohammed.

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/24/2008 2:55:30 AM   
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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/24/2008 6:35:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		I love to read stuff about what deprived, non-kinky people actually define as "disturbing".  Puh-lease!!!  Take five gallons of crisco, add a billy goat, a sheet is visqueen, and a 600-pound hooker named Sneaky packing a 16-inch strap-on with a sandpaper condom and Tabasco for lube who is lookin' for luvin' and see if these sexually deprived individuals define this as "disturbing"!  No matter what they say, we all celebrated our 21st birthday differently.

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/24/2008 6:44:01 AM   
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