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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/24/2008 6:44:38 AM   
corysub


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ORIGINAL: rubberpet

I love to read stuff about what deprived, non-kinky people actually define as "disturbing".  Puh-lease!!!  Take five gallons of crisco, add a billy goat, a sheet is visqueen, and a 600-pound hooker named Sneaky packing a 16-inch strap-on with a sandpaper condom and Tabasco for lube who is lookin' for luvin' and see if these sexually deprived individuals define this as "disturbing"!  No matter what they say, we all celebrated our 21st birthday differently.


Damn!  I have been canvasing every men's room within twenty miles of my house and can't find any phone number left by a guy who knows that 600 pound hooker.  Can someone help me, PLEASE!

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/24/2008 6:56:38 AM   
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The only one I found kind of disturbing was the baby jesus butt-plug... lmao... Why would someone go THERE?!?! lmao  But i agree.. very mild..


Now if it only had an implanted microchip that sang: "Oh Cum All Ye Faithful"!

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/24/2008 7:39:45 AM   
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http://www.rosebuds.net/pricksframe.htm

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/24/2008 12:42:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		LOL reading that made my little brother need a Cigarrette LOL His reaction was almost as hilarious as reading it LOL

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/24/2008 2:41:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Mellissande

LOL reading that made my little brother need a Cigarrette LOL His reaction was almost as hilarious as reading it LOL


I hear Sneaky gives lap dances.  It's $25 for a lap dance...$40 with insurance!  She is also a masseuse...instead of scented body oils, she carries around five gallons of crisco.  Hey, she buys in bulk! 

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/24/2008 3:27:26 PM   
TabrisMaceth


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Those were some pretty disturbing sex toys and all, but I think this tops them all:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYcbeTwGn0k

I'm sure it's not that shocking to some of you more experienced folk, but this thing that's best described as a candy dildo wasn't being sold at some adult novelty store. It was being sold at a mother lovin' WALGREENS! And yes, it's marketed to KIDS!
Well, hey, they're still less offensive than "Massive Throbbing Horse Cock Popsicles".

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/24/2008 3:47:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

"Near as we can figure, this was designed for people who wanted a blowjob from an incognito Guy Smiley using Burt's eyebrows as a mustache without the rest of his Muppet head getting in the way."


Hahahahaha!

But I'm still not sure why the foot has a molded vagina in the heel.



Yeah, you remember that star trek movie, where kirk kicks the alien in the knee (which happens to be his junk also)?  That's molded after the aliens cousin...


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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/24/2008 3:52:02 PM   
BKSir


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Status: offline 		I've sold most of these things, they're mild!  THIS however, should have made the list!  http://www.zoofur.com/thor.html  Just... yipes.

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/24/2008 4:38:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hmmm disturbing sex toys? lets see....I know a sandblaster, belt sander, and of course who could forget a car battery complete with jumper cables out there for "Sparky"!

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RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys - 9/26/2008 8:40:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		BK, your link doesn't work because there's an extra space. I just thought I'd post it in case others didn't notice how to fix it:
http://www.zoofur.com/thor.html

Tabris,
Have you seen some of the other videos Mike Mozart has? This one-> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rz4JfOun6o&feature=related (also a lollipop for kids) is eerily similar to "The Tongue Vibrator." Fun for little girls who want a candy tongue dildo, or for boys who want to fuck the plastic mouth after a snack!

I've added a few of these to My wishlist... Though I'm convinced I could make the Houdini Chastity device Myself, hehe.

However, I think I'm missing something when it comes to the "Pleasure Periscope."  I could understand if they advertised it for use on your partner, but "self-examine as you self-stimulate"? I'm still trying to figure out how that works (even for the most flexible of people)!

And the Dildo Gas Mask... Who would have thought you could have a sex toy that allows you to fuck your partner in the ass while inhaling their flatulence?! Now that is intimacy! lol

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