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Dirty Balls: A Perversion of a Classic Joke - 9/24/2008 1:27:59 AM

TabrisMaceth

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You've all heard that Abbot and Costello baseball joke, right? I'm just going to assume you said yes. Here's my own version of that joke I came up with a while back:

Person 1: I hear you're starting a baseball team.

Person 2: Yes, I am! Who's on first.

Person 1: Oh.

Person 2: ...I said, Who's on first.

Person 1: Yeah, I heard you.

Person 2: (awkward silence) And What's on second.

Person 1: Hey, I went to college with that guy!

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Yeah, good ol' "Dog Humper What"!

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Really! This one time, What got totally hammered, and there was this small dog in the room, and he was all like "I'm gonna have sex with that dog!".

Person 2: What?!

Person 1: Yeah, What! He was ball deep in that dog's ass, and he was jacking it off!

Person 2: What?!

Person 1: Do you have Alzheimer's? Yes, What! And then do you know who showed up?

Person 2: I dunno!

Person 1: Yeah, Idunno! He said "Bath in my golden showers!", then he whipped out his shlong and pissed all over them!

Person 2: Why did he pee on them?!

Person 1: Not Why, Idunno. Why had the camera.

Person 2: What?!

Person 1: He was humping the dog.

Person 2: Why?!

Person 1: He was filming it.

Person 2: He was filming this guy getting urinated on while he had sex with a dog?!

Person 1: He watched from a window and beat off to it.

Person 2: Who?

Person 1: He wasn't there.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: He was there. What humped the dog, Idunno peed on them, Why filmed it, and Hewasfilmingthisguygettingurinatedonwhilehehadsexwithadog watched from a window and masturbated.

Person 2: Why?!

Person 1: No, Why wasn't jacking off.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: He was humping the dog.

And etc.. Yeah, I'm a classy gent, aren't I? And I wonder why I'm single!

-Tabris

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RE: Dirty Balls: A Perversion of a Classic Joke - 9/24/2008 1:30:22 AM

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RE: Dirty Balls: A Perversion of a Classic Joke - 9/24/2008 2:32:13 AM

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my head hurts...I get it but it still hurts

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RE: Dirty Balls: A Perversion of a Classic Joke - 9/24/2008 2:39:22 AM

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RE: Dirty Balls: A Perversion of a Classic Joke - 9/24/2008 4:05:55 AM

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Abbot and Costello are spinning in their graves like tops...

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RE: Dirty Balls: A Perversion of a Classic Joke - 9/24/2008 1:26:01 PM

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Loved it!!!!!!

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RE: Dirty Balls: A Perversion of a Classic Joke - 9/24/2008 3:34:49 PM

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RE: Dirty Balls: A Perversion of a Classic Joke - 9/24/2008 11:34:37 PM

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