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sirsholly -> RE: i need advice (9/25/2008 12:26:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure ... In the sporting goods dept. Most people call them baseball bats, and they will also serve as a cane if need be. Baseballs can be used as makeshift benwa balls, and archery arrows can be used for play piercing in a pinch. You, young lady, are entirely too perverted to be pure. [sm=shame.gif] Thank you for noticing, Mr. Sundowner. Coming from you, I shall take that as a compliment. Damnit Pure...howza cum you never believed us when we told you that?

subtee -> RE: i need advice (9/25/2008 12:33:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah [snip] Apparently to be a Twue Sub you better suck at Math so you don't know how badly you are getting screwed. LMAO Steel I've got just 3 words: I'm twue!!!

beargonewild -> RE: i need advice (9/25/2008 3:45:53 PM)
sambasis - What Sundowner neglected to say is you will be shared amongst close friends, friends and quite likely the good ole boys down at the country club. You have to remember that a twue ans weal subbie shouldn't listen to anyone who doesn't demnand a tribute in cold hard cash. Better yet, just clear out all your bank accounts and send the money to me. Forget about obeying Sundowner, he's hasn't quite mastered the art of domliness. His graduation isn't until next year at Bear's School of Uber Domliness Training. 1-900-GET-BEAT.

DarkSteven -> RE: i need advice (9/25/2008 6:34:24 PM)
To be a twue submissive, you must do anything that anyone calling himself a Dom or Master tells you to do. After all, none of us are fakes.

Sundowner -> RE: i need advice (9/26/2008 2:59:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild sambasis - What Sundowner neglected to say is you will be shared amongst close friends, friends and quite likely the good ole boys down at the country club. You have to remember that a twue ans weal subbie shouldn't listen to anyone who doesn't demnand a tribute in cold hard cash. Better yet, just clear out all your bank accounts and send the money to me. Forget about obeying Sundowner, he's hasn't quite mastered the art of domliness. His graduation isn't until next year at Bear's School of Uber Domliness Training. 1-900-GET-BEAT. bear! You've outed me! I thought we'd agreed that, since I was paying you so much, you'd keep my attendance on your course confidential; I so didn't want that info in the public domain. (By the way, the suggestion you made during the last class session about the bicycle tire, the bishop and the attic; I tried it and hey! it worked. As you forecast, it took ages to clear up afterwards but the intense erotic experience made it all worthwhile. Thanks so much bear).

KMsAngel -> RE: i need advice (9/26/2008 3:15:59 AM)
shudders. disturbed

Mellissande -> RE: i need advice (9/26/2008 3:17:26 AM)
of course a twue subbie would be on her knees at all times whilst seeking the advice of a weal Dom. and would have to type with yer hands tied behind your back, because a twue subknow that is the only way to speak with a weal dom!!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: i need advice (9/26/2008 4:53:48 AM)
does that include flight, accommodations and passport to UK? or does a twue submissive swim across the pond?

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: i need advice (9/26/2008 4:57:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation quote: it has come to my attention (for some time now) that i'm not an actual twue submissive. Never were truer words spoken in jest [:D] LOL

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: i need advice (9/26/2008 5:01:58 AM)
you know - i've almost mastered that but kept escaping from the handcuffs (past experience with Chicago police - don't ask). more practice is needed. thank you, everyone with such wonderful advice ...so much to choose from but i like Sundowner's - being shared by the good ol'boys at the country club sounds great (i'm a debutante girl from way back)

GreedyTop -> RE: i need advice (9/26/2008 5:04:16 AM)
making copious notes cause I wanna be weal and twue also

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: i need advice (9/26/2008 6:06:43 AM)
hmmmm - i thought GT was twue and weal already.....

sirsholly -> RE: i need advice (9/26/2008 6:09:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl does that include flight, accommodations and passport to UK? or does a twue submissive swim across the pond? Yes. In handcuffs and a spreader bar.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: i need advice (9/26/2008 6:12:55 AM)
that's almost like my "trip" to Cook County Jail back in 96 when i..... ....oops did i say that aloud?!

sirsholly -> RE: i need advice (9/26/2008 6:16:10 AM)
i didn't hear you say anything. And i won't hear you if you finish the story[:D][;)][:)]

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: i need advice (9/26/2008 6:19:58 AM)
i was innocent ...i tell ya ...that wasn't me who pushed the cop during a protest (actually it was a riot during the '96 Dem Convention) shakes head nope ...wasn't me - that was my twin....

sirsholly -> RE: i need advice (9/26/2008 6:22:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl i was innocent ...i tell ya ...that wasn't me who pushed the cop during a protest (actually it was a riot during the '96 Dem Convention) shakes head nope ...wasn't me - that was my twin.... well OF COURSE i believe you..... did ya hurt him?

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: i need advice (9/26/2008 6:29:19 AM)
you know, he was sort of round in the stomach area (most of Chicago's finest were at that time) i don't think he felt a thing

sirsholly -> RE: i need advice (9/26/2008 6:29:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl you know, he was sort of round in the stomach area (most of Chicago's finest were at that time) i don't think he felt a thing snort

missturbation -> RE: i need advice (9/26/2008 6:48:35 AM)
quote: And take care with the scary misst - unless you like slippery wriggly items; I've checked the manual and it clearly states that, whilst firmly acceptable, it is NOT a requirement for submissives to pop wrigglies up their pussies to be considered twue. Sheesh, you need the recently updated version. It clearly states only misst is a twue submissive [;)]

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