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MadAxeman -> ****gasms (9/25/2008 8:44:40 AM)
Sex in a boat - oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms. Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms. Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms. Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms. Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms. Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms. Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms. Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms. Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms. Sex while broke - poor-gasms. Sex with a lion - roar-gasms. Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms. Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms. Sex with a nymphomaniac (or Ritzi) - more-gasms. Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms. Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms. Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms. Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers - s'more-gasms. Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms. Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms. Sex on the beach - shore-gasms. Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms. Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms. Sex in asia - Singapore-gasms. Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms. Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms. Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms. Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms. Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms. Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms. Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms. Sex while flying - soar-gasms. Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms. Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms. Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadore-gasms. Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms. Sex while travelling - tour-gasms. Sex with a big dog - labrador-gasms. Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms. Sex on stairs at the mall - escalator-gasms. Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms. Sex with a norse God - Thor-gasms. Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms. *Got any more anyone?*

marieToo -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 8:51:38 AM)
Sex with Jesus----Lord-gasms Sex with a New Jersey Jew---Oy-gasms.

DesertRat -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 9:11:38 AM)
Hey, this looks like fun! Sex with an accountant = boregasm (Damn! this one was already done) Sex with a mushroom = sporegasm Sex with that big guy who was in some cheesy Bela Lugosi flicks = Torgasm Sex with a floor-mounted shift lever = Four on the floorgasm Bob

LadyHibiscus -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 9:31:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesertRat Hey, this looks like fun! Sex with an accountant = boregasm (Damn! this one was already done) Bob HEYYYYYY!! I do NOT resemble that remark!![>:]

Saratov -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 9:34:14 AM)
sex with a story teller= lore-gasm

PrincessJ77 -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 10:31:23 AM)
Sex with a marine= Corp-gasms Sex with a glider pilot= soar-gasms Sex with a Disney characrter= Eyore-gasms Sex with a James Bond portrayer= Roger Moore-gasms

Talandra -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 11:02:22 AM)
Ok ok this one is lame... Sex with a shark....Jaw gasm

Dnomyar -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 11:07:27 AM)
sex with an Army guy = an all you can be gasam

suhlut -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 11:12:58 AM)
sex on the phone~ vocal gasm

Marc2b -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 12:15:21 PM)
Sex with nobody: no-gasms Sex with a woman who says, “chain me, whip me, make me obey!”: Gor-gasms Sex with Ann Coulter: media whore-gasms Sex with somebody who's asleep: snore-gasms Sex with the Godfather: Don Corleone-gasms

TabrisMaceth -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 12:54:24 PM)
Sex with a large rift or crevice: Chasmgasm Sex with Slimer from Ghostbusters: Ectogasm Sex with your mother: INCEST! What the hell's wrong with you?! You got an Oedipus complex or something? You're a damn sicko...gasm. -Tabris

persephonee -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 1:37:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TabrisMaceth Sex with a large rift or crevice: Chasmgasm Sex with Slimer from Ghostbusters: Ectogasm Sex with your mother: INCEST! What the hell's wrong with you?! You got an Oedipus complex or something? You're a damn sicko...gasm. -Tabris tee hee

marieToo -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 2:53:13 PM)
Sex with a soldier in Iraq----War-gasms

philosophy -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 3:52:33 PM)
sex before sex.....foregasm sex with a mushroom....sporegasm sex with someone you loath...abhorgasm

Talandra -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 4:52:36 PM)
several orgasums...more gasums

DesertRat -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 5:28:02 PM)
Sex with a Muslim conqueror of all of northern Africa and the entire Iberian Peninsula: Moorgasm Sex with a demolitions expert: C4gasm

TabrisMaceth -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 5:46:20 PM)
Having sex four times: fourgasm Having sex with a person on welfare: poorgasm Having sex with Ronald McDonald: McGasm -Tabris

dcnovice -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 6:02:31 PM)
Sex while doing housework: choregasm

dcnovice -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 6:04:38 PM)
Sex in an art museum: Georges de la Tourgasm

christine1 -> RE: **gasms (9/25/2008 6:05:54 PM)
sex with a fairy....loregasm. sex with rob zombie....goregasm

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