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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/26/2008 11:21:21 PM   
cravesdom


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Status: offline 		You definitely win Wyld. Although part of me is wishing my ex had wanted to divorce me, instead of making me go through 5 years of hell and a week-long stay in the hospital before I built up the courage to divorce him.

And DRH, I guess I should be happy I got a present at all! Wow, girl. I can't even imagine having to buy my own presents just so I would have something to unwrap.

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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/26/2008 11:21:22 PM   
Mellissande


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Status: offline 		hey, My husband won't let me buy a harley... He wants a sports car first... think he might be jealous of the huge vibrator?

Thank you for the hugs... just being an angry newlywed lol well, does 8 months count as newlywed still?


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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/27/2008 12:08:52 AM   
Musicmystery


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Status: offline 		They say the difference between men and Treasury bonds---is that Treasury bonds mature....

....but then, I don't think "they" really understood "bondage."

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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/27/2008 12:10:26 AM   
Mellissande


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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/27/2008 2:01:52 AM   
MadAxeman


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5/6 men pay for the majority of dates. Isn't this normal? Some will be referring to a 'first date' others may be the major breadwinner.
The bedroom is the most comfortable. It's great to play in other places, but the boodwah is usually the best place a guy can flake out and start snoring immediately post coitus.
A third of men thinks it's ok to cry...at sporting events.
20% consider plastic surgery? Hey doc how about some breast implants here on my thigh, something to do with my other hand ya know?
A slight majority have never bought flowers. That's a bit naff. I have done, but prefer a favourite perfume.
Penis size as confirmed in surveys. Hell they're all average...apart from mine which is enormous.
1 in 50 dumping a g/f for gaining a little weight? Doesn't that tell you that the vast majority aren't bothered by this?
1 in 3 wear the same shreddies as the day before? I don't wear any, but guys who do this are usually in a hurry ie the husband might arrive home early.
No sex for 6 months in exchange for a 50" plasma tv...is it a good make and model, is there extended warranty and what is the woman I'm to not have the sex with look like? Some women I could leave alone forever. 

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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/27/2008 8:30:17 AM   
wulfgarw


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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Hmmm...  I think Daddy needs to be slapped into next week as well (it may take some doing though, as He is a sizable fellow.)  In five + years, I don't think I've gotten a dandelion from Him, or a card, or jewelry, or lacy things, or perfume, or... ok, why am I still with this man? 

*wanders off muttering about being neglected and unappreciated and pissy and redheaded* 


What's an addy I can have something sent to?  *picks up phone to call FTD*

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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/27/2008 8:35:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: cravesdom

You definitely win Wyld. Although part of me is wishing my ex had wanted to divorce me, instead of making me go through 5 years of hell and a week-long stay in the hospital before I built up the courage to divorce him.



I HATE abuser and stalker types!  Should I call up a couple pals and have a nice little chat with him?

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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/27/2008 10:18:27 AM   
Daddysredhead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: wulfgarw

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Hmmm...  I think Daddy needs to be slapped into next week as well (it may take some doing though, as He is a sizable fellow.)  In five + years, I don't think I've gotten a dandelion from Him, or a card, or jewelry, or lacy things, or perfume, or... ok, why am I still with this man? 

*wanders off muttering about being neglected and unappreciated and pissy and redheaded* 


What's an addy I can have something sent to?  *picks up phone to call FTD*



*hugs wulfgarw really big*  Thankies, sweetie... 

The funny thing is that while Daddy doesn't get me the "mushy, femme" stuff - he has gotten me a Palm Pilot and a Bluetooth, and other techie gadgets that I use on the regular.  It still doesn't mean that I wouldn't like a "girl" present once in a while. 

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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/27/2008 10:44:23 PM   
cravesdom


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Status: offline 		Thanks Wulfgarw. I definitely appreciate the sentiment. The good news is that he is someone else's problem now!

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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/27/2008 11:25:52 PM   
Lynnxz


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quote:

ORIGINAL: KnottynNice1

quote:

ORIGINAL: ElectraGlide

100 percent of Men, buy Harley's when they get divorced.


False! Not all men need a huge vibrator to attract women. Those of us with more class buy a nice convertible sports car.


Pft, but the best ones would buy this car....


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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/27/2008 11:51:41 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		Based on my own unscientific poll, if a girl makes a "purring" sound in the phone while talking to a guy, you will more often than not, get his attention off the tv he's watching and back into the conversation you were having with him. 

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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/27/2008 11:57:43 PM   
WyldHrt


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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/28/2008 8:54:47 AM   
rubberpet


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I can pee with a full erection.

I also put the toilet seat down.

My eyes change color when I get angry.

I can talk and piss people off at the same time.

I was busted in the second grade for organizing a gambling ring at recess.  Apparently, grown-ups tend to notice when a second grader comes home with $10 - 20 a day for a couple of weeks.


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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/28/2008 9:33:34 AM   
kiwisub12


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Status: offline 		hehe - you bad!!!!

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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/28/2008 11:28:34 AM   
wulfgarw


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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

*feeling left out by the Wulfy one... pout"


Where can FTD deliver to you?

Or do you need me and my combat support staff? 


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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/28/2008 11:53:00 AM   
Daddysredhead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: wulfgarw

quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

*feeling left out by the Wulfy one... pout"


Where can FTD deliver to you?

Or do you need me and my combat support staff? 



Wulfie...  can I get my flowers delivered by you and your combat support staff personally?  You know, a girl gets all giddy when presented with sweet things in such a manner.  *grins and bats eyes all coquette-like*

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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/29/2008 6:02:23 AM   
Dnomyar


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Status: offline 		Daddysredhead. I would like a girl present once in a while also. It would be nice if she were local.

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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/29/2008 6:10:45 PM   
wulfgarw


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

quote:

ORIGINAL: wulfgarw

quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

*feeling left out by the Wulfy one... pout"


Where can FTD deliver to you?

Or do you need me and my combat support staff? 



Wulfie...  can I get my flowers delivered by you and your combat support staff personally?  You know, a girl gets all giddy when presented with sweet things in such a manner.  *grins and bats eyes all coquette-like*


If I were still driving over the road, I probably would.  But then, could I interest you in Burning Man 2010?  I wanna see if we could have a CM BDSM camp out there...complete with 'burning' GT at the stake as a witch (not really, but using lights and a couple fog machines...)

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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/29/2008 6:39:21 PM   
WyldHrt


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quote:

Where can FTD deliver to you?
Or do you need me and my combat support staff?

Unfortunately, I'm semi-homeless for the next couple of weeks, thanks to you-know-who not getting off his ass and getting the settlement we agreed on to me on time.

That said, if he misses the deadline once more, I may have a use for the combat support staff...

Ugh, back to moving....


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RE: Random man facts!! - 9/29/2008 6:49:25 PM   
trappedinamuseum


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Status: offline 		Man, with all the wonderful relationship and marriage talk, I can't wait to find one.

Fail. 

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