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missturbation -> Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 2:48:20 PM)

83% of men say they should pay for the majority of dates.
(www.askmen.com)
 
74% of men prefer having sex in the bedroom.
(thegreatmalesurvey)
 
1/3 of men think it's ok to cry.
(state of men survey)
 
1 in 5 men consider plastic surgery.
(mens fitness survey)
 
57% of boyfriends have never bought their partner flowers.
(more surveys)
 
The average penis size is 6.5" when erect.
(national office of statistics)
 
2% of men would dump their girlfriend for going up a dress size.
(news of the world survey)
 
1 in 3 men wear the same underwear as the day before.
(poll at lakeside shopping centre)
 
Almost half of all british blokes insist they would give up sex for 6 months for a 50" plasma tv.
(cornet poll)
 
Can ya tell i'm bored this evening lol [:D]



beargonewild -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 2:50:56 PM)

I want to meet 26% of the men who prefer sex other than in the bedroom!



sirsholly -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 2:58:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

I want to meet 26% of the men who prefer sex other than in the bedroom!


methinks Bear is one of the 26%[:)]



beargonewild -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 2:59:02 PM)

I'd say you're 100% right!



sirsholly -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 3:03:33 PM)

i wanna ask...but i won't...but i wanna ask where you like to be when you are one of the 26%.



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 3:07:53 PM)

quote:

2% of men would dump their girlfriend for going up a dress size.


the same 2% wear's their gf's dress's and panties on occasion.  hence why the need to go up a size



sirsholly -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 3:16:44 PM)

the average man will spend a half hour going from room to room looking for the remote...but it will not dawn on him to spend 3 seconds changing the channel from the tv...



SteelofUtah -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 3:17:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

83% of men say they should pay for the majority of dates.
(www.askmen.com)


 
I agree with this I feel very weird when the girl pays especially if I asked her on the date. I don't even like it when my Mom Pays for dinner. (No, I won't take you out to dinner)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

74% of men prefer having sex in the bedroom.
(thegreatmalesurvey)
  


It is more comfy than other places I've done it. I LOVE having sex in strange places but I PERFER sex in a comphy bed

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

1/3 of men think it's ok to cry.
(state of men survey)
  


Crying is okay, one should know thier emotions otherwise they are slaves to them

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

1 in 5 men consider plastic surgery.
(mens fitness survey)
  


I almost went through with it too. I may even get a different procedure done which is now considered Plastic Surgury although it is not Rhinoplasty

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

57% of boyfriends have never bought their partner flowers.
(more surveys)
  


I HAVE bought Flowers for andi but I do not do it regularly and that is because I don't understand why I spend so much for something that dies so quickly then andi wants to save the dead flowers and I don't care for that so I just don't buy them very offten

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

The average penis size is 6.5" when erect.
(national office of statistics)
  


Yup And I was given that Standard Issue White Boy Penis and I can admit it. It May not be Much but Damnit I'm gunna work the hell out of it.

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

2% of men would dump their girlfriend for going up a dress size.
(news of the world survey)
  


98% of men know it's stupid to answer that question no matter what.

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

1 in 3 men wear the same underwear as the day before.
(poll at lakeside shopping centre)



I wear the same underwear EVERY day...... I don't wear none. as Tom Petty wished he'd said "Yeah I'm FREE, Free Ballin"

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Almost half of all british blokes insist they would give up sex for 6 months for a 50" plasma tv.
(cornet poll)
 


Yeah I can live without sex for that long for a 3,000.00 item sadly thought it would be andi who suffered.

Steel



PeterJay -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 3:20:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

the average man will spend a half hour going from room to room looking for the remote...but it will not dawn on him to spend 3 seconds changing the channel from the tv...

There's a button on the TV that changes the channel?



sirsholly -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 3:25:24 PM)

yep![:)]



adrian28 -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 4:17:28 PM)

6 whole months?? Well, maybe, can I masturbate at least?



DesFIP -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 4:29:21 PM)

I think those 57% who have never bought their partners flowers ought to be bitchslapped into next week.



beargonewild -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 4:33:55 PM)

Damn this week went by fast!



Mellissande -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 4:49:02 PM)

My husband doesn't have a romantic bone in his body, no flowers or surprises ever... anyone volunteer to bitchslap him for me?



beargonewild -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 7:50:40 PM)

There could be a 10% chance he may get excited....then what?



Mellissande -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 7:54:32 PM)

lol then I KNOW he's lying to me when he says he's dominant LOL 



beargonewild -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 7:56:12 PM)

ROFL.....but what if I get excited????? 
*nope...I have no fetish for uniforms...nosiree...nope*



Mellissande -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 8:14:47 PM)

Then you might be disappointed, although it would be kool if he were bi LOL wanna come over and try? 



Daddysredhead -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 8:27:24 PM)

Hmmm...  I think Daddy needs to be slapped into next week as well (it may take some doing though, as He is a sizable fellow.)  In five + years, I don't think I've gotten a dandelion from Him, or a card, or jewelry, or lacy things, or perfume, or... ok, why am I still with this man? 

*wanders off muttering about being neglected and unappreciated and pissy and redheaded*  [sm=hissyfit.gif]



Mellissande -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 9:01:00 PM)

Don't feel bad, I can't even get my husband to go near a lingerie store with me... so I don't know what he'd like... he's impossible I swear.



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