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Musicmystery -> RE: These two guys walk into a bar... (9/26/2008 11:54:15 PM)
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Puns and bar jokes, eh?
Three strings walk into a bar. They find a quiet table in the corner, and one of them walks up to the bar to get some brew.
"Three beers!" says the string.
"Hey, aren't you a string?" asks the bartender.
"Well, um, yes..." answers the string.
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here," the bartender replies.
The string walks back to share the bad news. "Wait, give me a shot at it!" says the second string.
The second string casually works its way to the bar, slowly, mingling, smoozing, blending in. "Oh, barkeep," says the string. "Three beers, please."
The bartender turns to the string. "Hey---aren't you a string?"
"Well...." admits the string, "Yes....yes I am...."
"Look, I'm sorry," explains the bartender, "but we just don't serve strings here."
The dejected string makes its way back to the corner to admit defeat. But the third string throws down its money and says, "I bet I can get us some brew!" And with that, the string pulls out little tuffs of fluff all over.
Sort of floating over directly to the bar, the fluffed up string looks the bartender right in the eye and places its order, "Three beers!"
The bartender looks. "Hey, aren't you a string too?" he asks.
"Nope!" answers the string. "I'm a frayed knot...."
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