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OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 10:08:07 AM

GabrielleSlave

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....... where the hell is my TV remote control????????? and no it is not hidden in the depths of the sofa, or under it, or under the TV, or in the bathroom (where it was last week) and it's not in the laundry basket....

So???? Any ideas???? Own up someone!!!!!

(what my kids will do to me *shudders*)

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 10:09:48 AM

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Have you looked in the last place you remember seeing it last?

From standard advise book.

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 10:12:48 AM

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Have you checked the fridge?

(Mock me all you want but I find strange stuff in mine... )

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 10:13:38 AM

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in the car?

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 10:14:03 AM

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Take the easy way out - President Bush stole it, the RNC then sold it to fund the McCain campaign.

It won't make your TV work remotely but you'll get a lot of head bobbing agreement.

Meanwhile the Democratic majority in Congress is committed to launching an investigation on your remotes impact on global warming. The study will establish a cabinet level oversight bureaucracy projected to take 10 years and cost $250 Billion; but 95% of the people won't pay additional taxes.

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 10:14:48 AM

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Yeah but she isn't looking for penis shaped icicles, in fairness.

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 10:14:56 AM

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*snort*

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 10:17:08 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

Take the easy way out - President Bush stole it, the RNC then sold it to fund the McCain campaign.

It won't make your TV work remotely but you'll get a lot of head bobbing agreement.

Meanwhile the Democratic majority in Congress is committed to launching an investigation on your remotes impact on global warming. The study will establish a cabinet level oversight bureaucracy projected to take 10 years and cost $250 Billion; but 95% of the people won't pay additional taxes.

That's it?!?

Pocket change.

Kim

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 10:22:01 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

Take the easy way out - President Bush stole it, the RNC then sold it to fund the McCain campaign.

It won't make your TV work remotely but you'll get a lot of head bobbing agreement.

Meanwhile the Democratic majority in Congress is committed to launching an investigation on your remotes impact on global warming. The study will establish a cabinet level oversight bureaucracy projected to take 10 years and cost $250 Billion; but 95% of the people won't pay additional taxes.

OMG! i have caused an international incident *giggles*

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 10:22:20 AM

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Places we have found ours:
Under the couch
On top of the tv or beside it
Beside the computer (for those moments when you are trying to do several things at once)
In the kitchen or even in the refrigerator where it was in hand when someone went to get a snack or drink
On the stairs
By the front door (I think someone must have knocked on the door during a show)
In the trash can (where it got tossed along with other newspapers, drink cans, and assorted trash in a moment when cleaning up seemed like a good idea)
In a shoe that got kicked off
In a pile of clothes that got taken off (No, sigh....it wasn't in a moment of passion)
And once at my parents' house it was in their dog bed with a rather fiesty puppy who was looking for something to chew
Happy Hunting!
(Ps, I am still looking for one of the cordless phones)

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 10:22:23 AM

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Kitchen?

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 10:30:36 AM

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cleavage?
on your head under the hat?
bathroom in tampon drawer?
bedroom in dildo drawer?
dishwasher?
cookie jar?
laundry room?

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 10:36:48 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

cleavage?

*sighs* i would be a happy puppy if i had one to lose it in lol!

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 10:55:51 AM

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Whereever you happen to find it, take heart. It WILL be in the last place you happen to look.

(after all, why keep looking after it's found?)

< Message edited by hizgeorgiapeach -- 9/27/2008 10:56:23 AM >

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 11:22:10 AM

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In the dishwasher,
on the phone base
outside the broken window
in the handbag
in the car next to the garage opener
in pieces in the bottom of the parrots cage
in the kids bedroom, empty of batteries, while said kid plays playstation
in bed next to the scantily clad, sleeping body of your signifigant other.

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 11:23:44 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ChainedExistence

In the trash can (where it got tossed along with other newspapers, drink cans, and assorted trash in a moment when cleaning up seemed like a good idea)
,

I found one of my budgies in the trash can once. Silly bird flew in and couldn't get out.

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 11:24:44 AM

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your precious remote was acquired by golum and now is residing in an old sock under your bed.

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 11:41:48 AM

slaveboyforyou

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I walked around searching for the remote for half an hour once. It was in the pocket of the robe I was wearing. I also walked around for an hour looking for my glasses once...I was wearing them.

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 11:42:15 AM

GabrielleSlave

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This is now getting a tad more serious as Master has left me some homework to do while He is away in Las Vegas and not being able to get the tv to work is going to hamper me watching the DVDs He has left me...

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 1:32:07 PM

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Right now, you are very cold. Keep looking

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