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THREE PROOFS - 9/27/2008 3:16:24 PM

KonDomme

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THREE PROOFS

Three proofs that Jesus was Jewish:
1 He went into his fathers business
2 He lived at home until the age of 33
3 He was sure that his mother was a virgin
and his mother was sure that he was God

Three proofs that Jesus was Irish:
1 He never got married
2 He never had a steady job
3 His last request was for a drink

Three proofs that Jesus was Mexican:
1 His first name was Jesus
2 He was always in trouble with the law
3 His mother did not know who his father was

Three proofs that Jesus was Italian:
1 He talked with his hands
2 He had wine with every meal
3 He didn't disrespect prostitutes

Three proofs that Jesus was black:
1 He called everyone brother
2 He had no permanent address
3 Nobody would hire him

Three proofs that Jesus was a Californian:
1 He never cut his hair
2 He walked around barefoot
3 He invented a new religion

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RE: THREE PROOFS - 9/27/2008 4:40:50 PM

MadAxeman

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Two more proofs that Jesus was black:
He liked Gospel.
He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there wre three equaly good arguments that he was Greek:
1) He talked with his hands.
2) He had wine with every meal.
3) He used olive oil.

But the most compelling evidence of all

3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1) He fed a crowd at a moment's notice.
2) He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3) Even when he was dead, he still had to get up because there was more work to be done!!!!!

(in reply to KonDomme)

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