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SoulPiercer -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/28/2008 1:42:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Why does it seem like those with the most expensive cars drive the worst?


Cause they can afford to pay a lawyer who is so good .. he'll be able to prove you were wrong after Mr. BMW runs a red light, crashes onto the sidewalk and hits you while you're standing there minding your own business with your seeing eye dog, Scooter.




lilmissdefiant -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/28/2008 1:44:16 PM)

lol GT....*tacklefucks anyways*




GreedyTop -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/28/2008 1:44:36 PM)

*smooches n gropes*




SoulPiercer -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/28/2008 1:45:45 PM)

Why do they call them apartments, when they are all stuck together?




sunshinemiss -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/28/2008 1:47:46 PM)

why do dogs have black lips and people have red lips more or less.

and ummmm if you have only one, is it an m or and m and m?




GreedyTop -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/28/2008 1:50:14 PM)

why is it that firesmoke always seem to follow one or two people around a campfire?




BKSir -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/28/2008 1:51:37 PM)

Why would I need a 'hot water heater', when a 'cold water heater' would be much more efficcient?




dcnovice -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/28/2008 1:53:33 PM)

For that matter, why not just a water heater?




beargonewild -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/28/2008 3:19:06 PM)

French bread is a a pain, so I eat only English muffins




windchymes -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/28/2008 3:32:43 PM)

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.




TabrisMaceth -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/28/2008 4:07:48 PM)

If someone's a vegetarian for ethical reasons, is it okay to eat animals that died from suicide or poor health choices?

-Tabris, always wanted to eat a chicken that smoked and drank heavily




GreedyTop -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/28/2008 5:03:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

French bread is a a pain, so I eat only English muffins


*groan*




masterofdrkness2 -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/28/2008 5:39:39 PM)

why do they call  them drive ways when you park on them... why do they call them parkways when you drive on them ?




GreedyTop -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/28/2008 5:40:46 PM)

why does beer have to have so many calories? *glances at my tummy*




PeterJay -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/28/2008 5:44:23 PM)

Why are hemroids found on your butt & asteroids found in the sky?




PeterJay -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/28/2008 5:49:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

why does beer have to have so many calories? *glances at my tummy*


The Beer Song by Psychstick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awzyLJFh1lQ

I like beer 'cuz it is good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring
I drink beer when I am sad
'Cuz the beer it makes me glad
Now there's nothing left to say
So let's go drink beer

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
...and stuff!

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Let's go drink some BEER!

(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)

When it's warm it tastes real crappy
But cold beer will make me happy
When I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more
They say beer will make me dumb
It are go good with pizza
Now that we have drunk some beer
Let's go drive a car

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
....and stuff!

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Let's go drink some BEER!

(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)

OH!

Uh dude.. I think you've had enough
...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Let's go drink some beer!

I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk, wheee!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk wheee!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am... (belch)





masterofdrkness2 -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/28/2008 5:56:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

why does beer have to have so many calories? *glances at my tummy*


( Looks down ) I really dont know gt  I drink the light beer too !!




GreedyTop -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/28/2008 5:57:53 PM)

LMAO  Pj!!  I do love beer.. I just hate what it does to my waistline...LOL




soul2share -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 12:24:55 AM)

Why is it that when I'm ready for bed, the cats are ready to play?

And just HOW on earth does KB know that I've changed my alarm clock, and then gets me up 30 minutes before it goes off?????




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 1:09:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: TabrisMaceth

I want to get a dog and name it Nixon. Then I want to get a cat and name it Nixon's Opponent.

-Tabris
"In Somnis Veritas". Oh, I like that.

Uh, OK, profound and deep.  Yanno when you have something that just keeps repeating over and over in your head? Say, a song, or a line of poetry, or the like?

Well, I am trying to ascertain the significance of the word "Peloponnesian". It's omnipresent. Any theories, anyone?




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