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Hippiekinkster -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 1:15:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: masterofdrkness2

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

why does beer have to have so many calories? *glances at my tummy*


( Looks down ) I really dont know gt  I drink the light beer too !!

The "light" "beer" (hahahaha what a sick joke) ain't that much lighter in Kcal, sorry to report. Might as well drink some good shit, like "Brother Thelonius" from North Coast, or Ommegand "Dubbel" Belgian Ale. You are depriving yourself of one of life's rare epiphanies of you stick to that supermarket beer-flavored water swill.

Anheuser-Busch  uses 15% of the US rice crop in its swill. RICE DOES NOT BELONG IN BEER. For God's sake, please stop buying that shit.
http://beeradvocate.com/



unDEAD -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 5:19:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: TabrisMaceth

I sincerely have to wonder how eels have sex.

-Tabris


Female lays the eggs around the equator. Then an unknown male fertilizes and the eggs are carried away by the currents. Nothing special.

Now porcupines... that must be an interesting one...



MadAxeman -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 5:28:22 AM)

Where do flies go in winter?



DesFIP -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 5:38:31 AM)

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.



PeterJay -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 7:19:11 AM)

Man who walks through airport turnstyle sideways is going to Bangkok.



GreedyTop -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 7:24:26 AM)

why are some of the most talented musicians often overlooked by the mainstream?



MadAxeman -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 7:43:52 AM)

You know when you cut a worm in half, you get 2 worms?
I just found out it doesn't work if you cut them lengthways.



PeterJay -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 7:55:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

why are some of the most talented musicians often overlooked by the mainstream?

That is a very good question. I wish I had an answer for you.



GreedyTop -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 7:56:06 AM)

sick and wrong on SO many levels, Axe  LOL



MadAxeman -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 8:00:38 AM)

All is well, I have some duct tape from Cravesdom



lilmissdefiant -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 8:08:32 AM)

due to the fact that smoke loves people just remember smoke has feeling too thats why you cough when you flap your arms in front you trying to get the smoke away. You cough because the smoke attacks you because it thinks your trying to kill it. [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
*wanders off dreamily wondering what the best way to legalize pot* its a helluvah drug [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]



GreedyTop -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 8:52:57 AM)

I don't drink "lite" beer... might as well stick to water if I did... *sigh*

me and firesmoke have a seriously antagonistic relationship...........



lilmissdefiant -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 9:40:42 AM)

it just wants to love you GT lol



GreedyTop -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 10:05:15 AM)

cmere!!!



lilmissdefiant -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 10:17:40 AM)

lol why?



TabrisMaceth -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 1:40:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: unDEAD
Female lays the eggs around the equator. Then an unknown male fertilizes and the eggs are carried away by the currents. Nothing special.


...Well, that's not very hot.

-Tabris



PrincessJ77 -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 1:50:30 PM)

Heard about the bagel shop that got broken into?

They had no lox.



beargonewild -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 2:29:37 PM)

man with forked must not kiss balloon



Raechard -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 2:34:54 PM)

Make the space bend around the spoon. The Matrix



unDEAD -> RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe (9/29/2008 2:56:03 PM)

Yea, not so much.  I've stumbled on to some other types of eel sex stuff, but that's not exactly hot either.



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