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RE: Vanilla dating is weird - 10/4/2008 5:11:40 AM   
fearghus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

I once arranged to meet a girl outside a cinema.
Arrived on time, stood there for a while as curtain up time approached, thought to myself
'balls to this I'll see the film anyway'.
Found her inside and she said
'Why weren't you 20 minutes early, that's polite' then gave me her ticket stub so I could give her the money and added
'I've also had 2 cokes'


I hope you handed her the stub and told her to have a good time at the film!

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RE: Vanilla dating is weird - 10/4/2008 5:20:19 AM   
colouredin


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Status: offline 		One of the oddest dates I had was with a guy i met online, we had chatted for a few weeks and arranged to meet at my local, on the way I rang him and he just put the phone down which at the time meant very little to me when i got there and asked the barman if there were any single blokes around he said oh theirs the deaf guy over there, i thought surely not but it was, after weeks and weeks of talking he failed to mention that he was totally deaf and couldnt lip read all that well, that was odd.

Another one I was told to dress up nice so i was expecting a faily fancy meal, i wore a rather dramatic dress and ended up in a grotty pizzaria.

last one, this was way back when I went out with a guy who had been chasing me round for a fair old while, we got on ok so we went to a  bar where he proceeded to talk about my step sister pretty much all evening rounding it off by saying that he loved her but that actually he wouldnt mind being with me cos he would get to see her more often. So odd.

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RE: Vanilla dating is weird - 10/4/2008 6:02:18 AM   
MadAxeman


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Status: offline 		That last one is a psycho in the making colouredin

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RE: Vanilla dating is weird - 10/4/2008 6:45:33 AM   
subtex


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quote:

ORIGINAL: fearghus

Was relating 'war stories' last night and a friend of mine told me that she had gone out on a few casual dates with a guy, was sitting in his basement/TV room watching a movie on the couch with him.  He casually turns to her and says something to the effect of "I wonder, if you chole a woman, just how long it would take her to die"

Remember, this is a VANILLA setting with no previous discussion, or context for any sort of kinky play. 

Pretty scary!

I assume that's choke.

Looking on the bright side I supposed it's a good sign he didn't know.
Bill


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