djaleksandr
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Joined: 3/10/2008 Status: offline
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My brains. And not in the zombie gourmet style, though I'm sure a zombie might think otherwise. Physically, my height. It is inevitable, if I leave the house, someone will comment on it. "Wow, how tall are you?"" "6'2" "Really?! That's really tall! Do you play basketball?" I also court a lot of, "Why are you wearing heels? You don't need them!" To which, my favorite response is, "Because in the back of your mind, you're wondering if there's a cock hidden under this skirt, because no girl is ever this tall, right? And that fear of yours jjust might grant me the luxury of not having to deal with you trying to get into my knickers while I'm trying to enjoy a simple cocktail."
< Message edited by djaleksandr -- 10/3/2008 3:57:10 AM >
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'is simplicity best, or simply the easiest? the narrowest path is always the holiest. so walk on barefoot for me, suffer some misery, if you want my love.' [ depechemode judas ]
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